“OUR LIVES MAY DEPEND ON IT!!!”
ACCIDENTAL TEAMWORK YEAH
MY REIGN OF TERROR SHALL NEVER END
Let’s be honest, that relationship had to have been on the rocks for a while
BILL CIPHER
Dipper and Mabel are going to be so fucking feral when they get back to their home. At first the thought was kind of funny - Mabel always tossing her grappling hook around or lugging around Waddles, and Dipper literally scrawling hundreds of symbols and runes onto his wall, just in case - but then it got sad really quick. Dipper being unable to go to sleep most nights, scared that Bill was going to find him at his most vulnerable. His parents having to adapt to the deep bags always lurking under his eyes and the way he would jump at any sudden movement. And his parents wouldn't get anything out of him most of the time, the boy so afraid that his parents might get caught up in the huge mess that was his and Mabel's summer; now their life. And sweet, kind, pacifist Mabel; who can now fight dirtier than the scum of the street. Although she hasn't outgrown her childish behaviour, she often lapses into solemn expressions and watches everyone closely; like something could happen at any moment. Like someone could hurt themselves or simply disappear. Their parents are confused and concerned when Mabel moves into Dipper's room - they had stopped sharing a room a few years ago - but Dipper can't sleep without knowing if Mabel's okay, or a comforting presence to wake up from his night terror's to, and Mabel can't wake up every morning to a zombie, rather than a brother. But Mr and Mrs Pines have raised those kids for twelve years, and they have always understood the two's needs, and have been more than prepared to be there for them, or to let them be. So they learn to make a bit more coffee in the morning, just in case Dipper has had a bad night. They learn to leave blankets out everywhere, in case one of the sleep-deprived twins crashes there for the night. They start to tread louder, so not to startle their kids, and they take to wearing the start bracelets, charms and symbols that their two kids all but force on them; anything for their kids to feel better, safer. And it begins to work. It takes months maybe years, but the family learns how to function. Grunkle Stan becomes a common part of their life, as well as the many other friends that the twins had made over their summer in Gravity Falls; Wendy and Soos stay for weekends whenever they can, and even Pacifica has visited once or twice, just to check up on them. So when Great-uncle Ford comes edging through the door, Mr and Mrs Pines just pulls out another chair and sets up another bed. They'll do anything to keep their babies safe, and if that means rolling with a few punches, their more than happy to do it.
YES ITS FINALLY DONE
First it was a fanfiction, then it was the audio. And now it’s been animated, thanks to forsaken-spirits, thekuiwi, finch-wing, maplespyder, mistypancakez, and gatorgem. Anything else you could want to know is in the video description.
If you like pinescone or just shitty fanfictions written at 4:20 a.m. then buckle up because it doesn’t get any better than this.
Aaaaaa Finish~! MONSTER FALLS CHILDREN !!
fifteen minutes into holding a teenager hostage and chill and he gives you this look
I always thought that the Gravity Falls fandom was a brilliant and awesome fandom; full of genius people who work together to make amazing AUs and figure out the secrets of Gravity Falls. Unfortunately, today, I think I was proved wrong. I, myself, enjoy just about any ship. I will happily read most pairings, and don't mind at all when the writers sway more towards a ship in each episode. I could be rooting for Billdip one second, and happily wander over to read a Dipcifica fanfiction right after. I will support Mabifica, or even Wendip. I greatly enjoy the dynamics of just about any pairing. SO when I saw the newest episode, I was pleased to see the beginning and end of Candip. It was a perfect portrayal of 12 year old children; crushes that come and go faster than the speed of light. It was good character development for both Candy and Dipper, and their friendship is closer because of it. However, this morning I decided to have a poke around the Dipcifica tag, and I was shocked to see the amount of hate being thrown around. People hating on Candy because she developed a CRUSH?? I'm sorry, but how is that unrealistic? Or a threat to your ships? It was a short plot point that was meant to show how Dipper is more understanding of other human beings, and that he is more comfortable around girls. There wasn't a single mention of Dipcifica being destroyed, nor that there is even any Dipcifica. I'll admit that ship is probably the closest to canon right now, but Alex could just as easily turn around and toss Pacifica with Mabel. WE DON'T KNOW! So everyone just needs to relax and stop hating on each other's ships; Alex will be the decider, and he'll make the right choice. He may break some hearts and sink some ships, but that's the story of fandom life.
Well,Well,Well, Wanna make a deal ?
Okay, so I don't know if anyone's talked about this yet, but while watching Gravity Falls I noticed something about the title sequence. The first few times I saw the part where Dipper is pointing out that huge footprint to Grunkle Stan I merely thought that the three Pines were going on a monster hunt and were tracking some sort of monster. You know, family fun time. When it became evident that Grunkle Stan 'didn't believe' about the supernatural stuff the scene became rather sad, as I then realised Dipper was trying his best to prove the supernaturals' existence to Grunkle Stan. The poor little noodle would probably take Grunkle Stan out on one of his and Mabel's explorations in the woods to prove that he wasn't merely a child making it all up. Then it was revealed that Grunkle Stan had known about the supernatural all along, and it all became clear to me. Grunkle Stan was merely pretending that he didn't know what Dipper and Mabel were talking about (you know, in order to protect them), but while he stood there putting on an air of scepticism for the kids, he was actually wondering what type of creature had made the footprint, and whether or not he needed to get his two kids out of there before it all went pear-shaped.
From the very beginning Alex has been hinting at Grunkle Stan's true persona, and it's simply amazing to see it all unfold and reveal it's true form.
I'm struggling to pick my jaw up from the floor.
I wrote/sang lyrics to the Gravity Falls theme song since I just love this show forever so here’s a short cover! (Art used)
There’s something more to this That we have missed Things around here are suspicious Who can we put our trust in? What have they all been hiding? Secrets that lie in shadow How much do they all know? A place so full of mystery Is just a puzzle to be solved
some of these came out meh BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, I SPENT AN ENTIRE MONTH ON THIS, ENJOY (also panels w/o lyrics are supposed to go with the piano beat thing, youll know what i mean)
you can tell i put little to no effort into this
gravity falls + text post meme (5/?)
this idea was funnier when i thought of it at 3 am i swear
Bisexual and proud!
jason: thalia plz help there's this girl i rly like
thalia: k
*piper walks into room*
jason: omfg thalia there she is thalia--
thalia:
thalia:
thalia: ayyy
jason:
jason: thalia
jason: thalia no
thalia: thalia yES
thespideybite:
“HEY STOP! YOU’RE STEALING MY NEIGHBOR’S DOG! WHAT THE FU – oh, they hired a dog walker? hahaha haha.. ha… carry on”
“i’m in the nurse’s office a lot with migraines and you’re always in here organizing her tongue depressors and i really don’t think you go to this school so what gives”
“the building manager neglected to tell me the window washers would be coming by today so excuuuuuuse me for thinking that twenty three floors up was high enough that i could dance around in my office without being seen”
“you’ve been awkwardly inching your way towards the human sexuality section of the bookstore i work at for like fifteen minutes are you looking for something in particular or –?”
“you and your friends have been playing the penis game in the library for the last five minutes and none of you have gotten above a quiet yell and i’m really just trying to study over here so i’m gonna put an end to this by winning the game”
“it’s 2 in the morning and i was just trying to get home but i left my sunroof open all day and now there’s a squirrel in my car and it scared me and i drove into a pole – would you please stop laughing you’re a cop. you’re supposed to be helping”
“my favorite band dropped a new single today and i’ve had it on repeat for seven hours and i can see you judging me but that isn’t going to make me shut it off"
“hey new neighbor it appears that your dog likes me a thousand times better than she likes your partner and they’re really jealous and i’m sorry but not really because hellloooooo there”
“you can’t get tattooed drunk, come back in the morning and if you still want my name on your ass we’ll talk”
(via nashole)
This is brilliant.
McGonagall is McGONEagall
Decided to get married before he went to war
This is eerily close to Australian lad culture and now I'm very afraid.
dfs sale bake off cheeky nandos w/ the lads BANTER freddos prices! (Every1 remembers when they were 10p) dick and dom the government no likey, no lighty u wanna go m8 i’ll bash ye fokin ‘ead in swear on me mum the stig (it follows a ‘they say'x2) eurovision sOGGY BOTTOMS Buttery biscuity base 👌👌👌 on instagram pictures when [X] thinks your girl is bare piff but shes YOUR girl innit it was just a bit of banter OI U FUCKING KNOB ladbible fb page lynx body spray (basically Axe) Peng m8! shouting whhheeeyyyy when someone falls over Lads on tour
Please don't. I don't need those mental images.
majestic portraits
What's the best prank you've ever pulled on Hiro?
this is how I actually died