Executioner: last meal?
Jisung: I want to eat the electric chair.
Executioner:
Executioner, through walkie talkie: can he do that?
YES PLEASE
stray kids “miroh” // as a netflix original
Yeosang: Seonghwa, I’m cold.
Seonghwa: Wait a second, I’ll get you a jacket.
Wooyoung: Hyung, I’m cold.
Hongjoong: Come over here, I’ll set you on fire
(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)
Mingi: A milkshake with two straws, please.
Yeosang: Aww!
Mingi, putting both straws in his mouth: Babe look how fast I can drink this-
Hwasa: [Gets down on one knee]
Wheein: OMG! It’s finally happening!
Hwasa: [Falls over]
Wheein: The poison is kicking in!
Chanlix: Felix may be an idiot, but he’s MY idiot.
Seunglix: We’re BOTH idiots
Yedam: [Sees Haruto and the rest of Treasure doing fortnite dances] What a bunch of idiots.
*looks closer*
Yedam: Wait, those are MY idiots
An incel gamer who calls himself a nice guy, decapitated a 17 year old girl “who wouldn’t give him a chance” after she went on a date with another guy.
Taehyun: I’m not insulting you, I’m just describing you!
Kai:
Beomgyu, t-posing in the hallway: Good morning parental figure.
Soobin,not looking up from his coffee: Hello, problem child.