I Can’t Mess This Up So I’m Attaching A Picture

Chan: What are you, 12?!

Jisung: On a scale of 1 to 10, yes

HAPPY JISUNG DAY

San, waking up from a very long nap: Where am I??

Yeosang, sarcastically: Heaven.

San: Oh...

San: Didn’t think you’d be here

*jeongin, trying to solve a crossword puzzle*

Jeongin: What’s a seven to eight-letter word for disappointment?

[Minho passing by]

Minho: Seungmin.

Fanfiction Club: The Rules

This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.

changbin: i have a bad feeling about this

jisung: what do you mean?

changbin: don't you ever get that small voice inside your head telling you something is going to get you in a lot of trouble?

jisung: no

changbin: that... that explains so much

This has better pacing and comedic timing than most Hollywood movies

Seonghwa [driving]: You know what's really crazy? That all of your lives are in my hands right now.

Seonghwa: Like, I can legit [fakes turning the steering wheel] just like, you know, drive off a cliff right now, and no one would ever know, right? That's a lot of trust.

Wooyoung: [laughing while putting on his seatbelt] Yeah, that's pretty crazy, Seonghwa!

Seonghwa: But like, I wouldn't do that or anything, but what if I did? [fake turns the steering wheel] Woah! Haha!

Wooyoung [crying]: Haha, yeah! That's really crazy!

Hwasa: [Gets down on one knee]

Wheein: OMG! It’s finally happening!

Hwasa: [Falls over]

Wheein: The poison is kicking in!

Bang chan: Changbin is late, again

Minho: how did this happen again? I called him at 8 pretending it’s 11

Seungmin: I printed a fake schedule saying we were starting at 9 rather than noon

Hyunjin: I set his clock to pm instead of am

Felix: we’ve overdone it

[Changbin bursts into the room]

Changbin: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE TIME?!