Felix: I Have A Black Belt.

Bang chan: Changbin is late, again

Minho: how did this happen again? I called him at 8 pretending it’s 11

Seungmin: I printed a fake schedule saying we were starting at 9 rather than noon

Hyunjin: I set his clock to pm instead of am

Felix: we’ve overdone it

[Changbin bursts into the room]

Changbin: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE TIME?!

Wooyoung: *about to go out to meet up with Changbin and Yeonjun*

Seonghwa: *coming out from the kitchen*

Seonghwa: You're not allowed to go out until this house is clean.

Wooyoung: But why???

Seonghwa: Chores before whores.

Wooyoung:... Seonghwa.

Seonghwa: Dishes before bitches.

Wooyoung: Why are you like this?!

Seonghwa: Cutting grass before eating ass.

Wooyoung: What goes up and never comes down?

Seonghwa: The amount of stress you bring to this family

Ryujin: Yeji?

Yeji: Yes?

Lia: How long can someone stay inside a washing machine without drowning?

Yeji:

Yeji: WHERE’S CHAERYOUNG?!

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

YUH GET INTO IT YALL BETTER REBLOG

HYBE merch designers : What are you doing

Joshua, making bracelets : Your fucking job

*jeongin, trying to solve a crossword puzzle*

Jeongin: What’s a seven to eight-letter word for disappointment?

[Minho passing by]

Minho: Seungmin.

help pls😔

Halloween Asks!

🎃Pumpkin: What is your favorite season?

👻Ghost: Do you get scared easily?

🎃Candy Corn: What is your favorite kind of candy?

👻Vampire: What is your favorite supernatural creature?

🎃Witch: If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

👻Trick or Treat: What was your favorite Halloween costume?

🎃Black Cat: Are you superstitious?

👻Ouija Board: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?

🎃Graveyard: Do you know any good scary stories?

👻Skeleton: Have you ever broken a bone?

🎃Werewolf: What is your favorite urban legend?

👻Horror Flick: Do you like scary movies? If so, which one is your favorite?

🎃Haunted House: Would you prefer to live in the city or the country?

👻Zombie: Do you think that you could survive a zombie apocalypse?

🎃Mummy: What is your biggest fear?

👻Bat: Do you have any pets?

🎃Cauldron: What kind of potion would you make if you had the opportunity?

👻Full Moon: Do you prefer nighttime or daytime?

🎃Corn Maze: What is your favorite autumn activity?

👻Broomstick: What exciting places have you traveled to?