RAAAGGHHHH (my S/i Is Literally Me But Ever So Slightly Altered To Fit Canon More)

just a reminder... if you are a double of either Dante or Heisenberg, i will fight you, and i will win

It doesn't matter that Dale Cobble looks like the reincarnated corpse of a founding father, I genuinely think he's so sexy and I need him in ways you can't even begin to comprehend and in ways that would send me to hell instantly. He would have to literally kill me to get rid of me

i genuinely become so aggressive when i am warm.

Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

had a guy ask me out recently.

VENT POST

hes like 24 and has known me since i was 17.

he literally asked how old i was when we met and when i told him i was 17 he was like "man, dating is hard these days"

i was at a convention that he was at like an hour before he asked me out (it was via text) and when my dad came to pick me up, this guy walked up to the car and introduced himself to my father.

i rejected this guy asap with ZERO hesitation

i reminded him that i am aroace and he KNOWS that

i wish i couldve said "no im taken" but i cant because he would know i wouldn't be talking about a real person. and he already judges me for being attracted to fictional characters, so i cant reveal that im a self shipper.

at the aforementioned convention, i hugged a friend we have in common. and this guy pulled the "aw wheres my hug" shit.

our friends blame his boundary issues on him being neurodivergent, but thats not an excuse for this level of shit. especially when the main person hes being weird to is ALSO neurodivergent.

he continuously pushes boundaries even after hes told to stop.

even after i told him "no, im aroace" he STILL tried pushing and was like "i dont need anything romantic, i just want a partner"

GOD IM SO PISSED

why do men always think that i owe them shit

i dont think im very attractive. definitely not conventionally attractive. but i ALWAYS have men be weird to me.

i hate it so much.

Straight men are so predictable.

NOW they think "Bye Bye Bye" is cool, because of the Deadpool movie.

But before? It was "pop garbage, girls only like this shit bc they think the NSYNC boys are hot"

You know how it is, when teen girls like something... it's shit.

When they do... it's cool.

Go fuck yourself.

reblog this if u are okay with people drawing your selfship!!! this post is their permission slip!!!

I did clean lineart for this and ended up not liking it what a waste 😔

a bunny hops into a bar. the bartender asks the bunny "would you like something hoppy?" and the bunny responds "no actually i don't like hoppy beverages and i think it's a little offensive to ask that just because i'm a bunny" and the bartender goes "oh you're right, I'm sorry, it won't happen again" and then the bunny says "death before dishonor" as the clouds part and from the sky's expanse descends the face of God who spits in the face of the bartender, killing the bartender instantly and banishing their spirit to an eternal spiritual limbo from which they shall never ascend. then the bunny hops,

i hurt my knee at a concert in november, and i told myself if i was still in pain by march then id go see a doctor about it......guys im still in pain.....i dont wanna go to a doctor.......