Lol

Fee

You must tell me how you feel, but you get a randomly generated number of words to do so. Please hold while I spin a wheel.

*points to cat* psychopath,

*points to dog* monster,

*gestures to myself* disaster gay,

Its bound to be a mess.

I was hyperfixating on south park again and I just watched the covid specials and post covid stuff. Y'all I'm gonna be stuck on this fandom a long fuckin while.

I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS RIGHT NOW!

Most importantly I'd let Vic rail me anyday.

What kinda toxic ass relationship does she think is okay.

I give and I give and I give and all she ever does is take and never gives anything in return.

She loves my dad but doesn't even care about me.

Before you even ask who hurt me, it was kitty, my cat, who I named, who I petted, who I gave a special treat that she doesn't usually get.

And she just went back to him, because apparently I'm not good enough.

Oh what a bitch!

I had a thought and had to share it.

This is what went through my crazy ass brain in the hallway.

Skideetle SkidAtle,

My dick is now a saddle.

[Insert skideetle skidootle your dick is now a noodle image here]

I want to _____ you.

reblog and see what your followers say. 🌙🐉

Bless you, want a cold tablet?

Sighh...

Still my best post

Knock Knock!

It’s the milk man.

Here to milk your man.

"BFF" prove it bitch, en garde!

Someday, I'm gonna buy one of those necklace sets that makes a heart but can come apart as 2 halves to share with someone, and wait for the day someone takes one of the halves off my neck.

Get close enough to do so without being maimed to earn my love, close quarters combat style!

It's just homestuck again

yall i realized i forgot to post this to tumblr but happy belated 4/13

time is a flat circle

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