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Fee

You must tell me how you feel, but you get a randomly generated number of words to do so. Please hold while I spin a wheel.

Say hello to my plesiosaurus, plesi for short.

How the fuck did I learn to read morse code in a matter of days by rereading homestuck?

I took French for half a year and only actually learned how to count numbers up to 9 and have a hard time with anything past 3 unless I sing that fuckin Hamilton song

Da fuck brain, da fuck?

Not a problem anymore, just kill everyone in a hundred mile radius!

is anyone else unable to focus or do anything or feel good if u hear even a fucking footstep from another fucking human being?  

Piss for all 24 of em

You have so many hours in a day, what the fuck am I supposed to do with all of these hours?

My grandma: well I can't call you she and u can't call you he so I try to just call you by your name. (Referring to new name not deadname)

Me (ftm trans boi): why can't you call me he?

Grandma: because you don't have the he parts.

My dysphoria: INCOMING!

At least she's half supportive. 🙄😓

Google Play search for E-Play free music software

Put down the phone, grandma. It's bedtime. Come on, I'll tuck you in.

There you go, all cuddly with Mr.Whiskers.

Hanging in the woods part 4

I want to hug this man

And feel the stick and be stuck there.