Latest Posts by tasty-soda-pop - Page 2

Good to remember you are one big bendy straw. Mr. Tube over here with his funny organs. 👈🙄😒

Me 24/7 of you even care

Hadn’t seen anyone do this yet

"Would you still love me if I was a worm?"

I will eat you whole.

Cumdip

Sex is cool or whatever but you ever have fundip?

Can't wait for the unsolved mystery channels to get ahold of this

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

My midnight snack. You'd think I was starving dude.

Save yourselves!

nobody is immune but some of you are… concerning susceptible… 😟

Fuck em up!

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

What temperature you think, to flash freeze a human being?

"xyz DNI" blocking people is YOUR job, sorry. You cannot ask the world to simply move around you, you have to take control of your online experience or you will be fucking miserable forever. Most people don't read your bio/pinned/carrd before touching the posts that cross their dash anyways.

Also maybe worry less about if someone who likes something you hate clicks on your tumblr post. I promise it is not that fucking serious.

Also-also if you have this DNI because your friends/moots said or implied you have to otherwise you're somehow Bad and/or will be punished by them if you don't, that's kind of fucked and maybe you need less controlling friends.

Bros suited up. Gotta love mech suits.

The Way I'm Sure Mice Are Meant To Die

I'm not always sure what God's I worship

I'm not always sure of my own morals

I'm not always sure of my theories of the afterlife

But something I am sure of and always have been is my belief in mother earth

And my hatred of cruel glue traps

I know the mice are not meant to be here

If I were fast enough to catch them to release I would

But I know I am not

So if it must come to a trap I will use something that is fast

Because between a quick bullet to the brain execution or a long tortureous death of struggle and starvation

I think all of us would choose the first choice

Mind you this creature is dying for such a petty crime

Just trying to survive somewhere they don't even know they shouldn't be

When it's over I'll bury him

The mouse in my room that will soon be in a trap that I've set

And I'll feel bad for murdering something more innocent than my own kind

But I will feel better knowing he did not suffer

And that I return him to the earth from which he came

Become throwing a creature of earth

of flesh and bone once granted life

Into layers of plastic with the pollution bound for a graveyard of garbage

It feels so wrong

Even as a child I knew that

It goes against all nature and worse starves earth of her meal

It's take with no true give

I'll likely repeat this to deaf ears of family

When they find me digging a hole for a pest

If I had a choice I'd be buried with no coffin

But I know I don't

So all I can do is hope for the cheapest one

Made of the softest wood

Something easy to rot

I'd rather not keep mother earth waiting long for her meal

For now I'll give her back the small mouse that wandered away from her to my own den

And hope she sees his death not as unatural cruelty but as predator sharing prey

The way I'm sure mice are meant to die

I wish there was human safe disinfectant, like so you could just spray it in your face and get rid of all the germs, like when people get too close you can do that right after and now you're germ free again.

Like that! ^

Shark bois go wild

Here's something I noticed that I haven't seen ANYONE TALK ABOUT:

It's sorta subtle, and Vox and Alastor do it a couple times, their mouths drip, and considering the colors used I can only assume it's dripping blood (cause angel blood is gold)

Do these bitches just get so worked up they all fuckin bite their tongues or some shit??? Why they do that?

Here's something I noticed that I haven't seen ANYONE TALK ABOUT:

It's sorta subtle, and Vox and Alastor do it a couple times, their mouths drip, and considering the colors used I can only assume it's dripping blood (cause angel blood is gold)

Do these bitches just get so worked up they all fuckin bite their tongues or some shit??? Why they do that?

Piss for all 24 of em

You have so many hours in a day, what the fuck am I supposed to do with all of these hours?

It's okay babyfish, I'm here for you

nobody calls me babygirl on here it's always 'fish'

"How you vibing?"

I don't answer with words. Instead my entire body starts to vibrate at high speeds, making me blurry and disorienting to look at.

Your world begins to crumble around you and you turn to dust at my feet.

My fictional crushes really prove that I don't give a fuck how you look and it's all personality based. I'm crushing on all sorts of creatures where looks means absolutely nothing. Sentient robots that all look the same? I like specifically those two with the personality of loser and brave woman. Monsters? What are they like? Is she a badass? Is he a sweet but nervous wreck? Better question are they a cocky little shit? If the answer is yes I want them and any others can fuck off!

"I am an artíst" I say as I make some horrendous atrocities

Someone really just tried to tell me that Dan and Phil give the same vibes as Davekat and I had to have a full argument about how completely wrong and opposite that is because one is sweet and wholesome while the other is "I'm drawing dicks" and "fuck you bitch"

There's no way in hell the second pirates of the Caribbean movie came out the same year as meet the Robinsons and ratatouille, I swear ratatouille came out before I was born dude, and there is no way in fuckin hell meet the Robinsons came out anytime after the 90s, no fuckin way in hell itself wtf is going on

If the newest generation is generation alpha, does that mean the next one will be gen beta?

I get to hear the silly creatures skitter in my walls!

Knock knock!

The milkman is here.

To get more man milk.

Knock Knock!

It’s the milk man.

Here to milk your man.

I wish I could use a back scratcher on the inside of my lungs, I think that would would feel great and oh so satisfying

Trans problems: having the unfortunate ability to get both titty cancer and ball cancer in your lifetime

Some of these cowards didn't have internet access in the mid-2010s and it shows

Do you ever feel like a starving carnivore?

What do you mean?

Well, sometimes, very rarely mind you, but once in a blue moon I get into this mood where I like, feel like I wanna eat organs or some shit. Not a random person though, I'm not Jeffery Dahmer! It's like I wanna eat myself? Like I get a rage and my head gets filled with violent gore and screaming and I wanna tear flesh from bone like I'm a wild animal or a monster or something, but in a weird way at the same time I always wanna be torn apart myself, feel the pain, I desire it. I tend to eat gas station meats when I feel like that, viciously rip it with my teeth, sometimes I get cheetos or takis too and it's like I'm breaking through bones, and in a weird way, I'm not me anymore. I'm a monster tearing myself apart. I'm a ravenous creature feasting on fresh meat and chewing through bones and drinking in the viscous blood. I'm me and I'm the monster I run from, I'm the monster and the meat.

When it ends it helps, I feel better, I'm not mad anymore, the monster is fed and it can go back to it's cage for a long time before it inevitably begins to starve again.

I don't know how to get rid of the monster that desires so desperately sometimes to eat me and begs for a visceral mess of carnage. I don't think I could deny it forever no matter how hard I tried. I can delay it, I don't open that cage until I am home, but the monster won't let me rest if I don't feed it eventually, fake meat, fake blood, fake bones, for the imaginary monster. I don't know how to get rid of the desire to be torn apart by it.

Like I said, it doesn't happen often, and I never hurt anyone in reality, I don't even hurt anyone in my head, the monster eats me, I am the monster, I only eat myself. I don't know what that means though.

The best way I can describe it is feeling like a starving carnivore.

Why do people not wear socks in public? Nobody likes your gross ass feet touching the playplace!

Invest in socks!

Invest in the sock market! My dude! Be better!