Latest Posts by tasty-soda-pop - Page 3

I'm a girlfriend erather guyth

Jutht thayin keheheh

*Rizz face* Damn girl, are you a PH of 12?

Cause you are basic. *rizz face*

As a cosplayer I have huffed so munch spray pant and super gloo

And I am losing brian cells at a ranpit ratee

Its is very anuisance

Nobody asked but I wanna explain anyway I need this out of my skull.

I started out fixating on genloss, good shit.

That then led to fixating on slimecicle specifically, which of course leads to his content.

Now from here it splits into a couple paths to take, going down the minecraft route and qsmp or dsmp, going down the Reddit rabbit hole leading to those channels, or going the chuckle sandwich route, and chuckle sandwich most likely brings you to JSchlatt, and he leads to Wilbur soot who leads right back into dsmp again.

The lines, they pipe, inevitable.

I'm on a pipeline hyper fixation and I don't know how to feel about it.

It leads me many a place yet I try helplessly to swim against the current.

I'm on a pipeline hyper fixation and I don't know how to feel about it.

It leads me many a place yet I try helplessly to swim against the current.

Oh hi, I've been having horrible intrusive thoughts about you that will give me nightmares later! What's up? How you doing? <3

/pos

I want to hug this man

And feel the stick and be stuck there.

Imprisoned for the crime of... weird... for being weird... just a weird lil dude...

I FUCKING LOVE BUTTER! I'D EAT A WHOLE STICK IF THEY DIDN'T COST SO MUCH!

anyone else here ever just eat butter

You suck. You're not allowed here. You can't join my club.

What club? Oh it's the club of ugly people, and you're not invited, cause I hate you.

You need to leave, you are banned from my ugly club, banned for life.

SHE'S HERE!

Don't let anyone shame you for wanting to peg a man! God loves pegging, that's why men were given prostates! They love it! And God gets a good show for his efforts!

Not a problem anymore, just kill everyone in a hundred mile radius!

is anyone else unable to focus or do anything or feel good if u hear even a fucking footstep from another fucking human being?  

Imagine me, I'm small, now imagine me as a much smaller child, I was girl back then so long hair, imagine lil itty-bitty girl me in a cute little nightgown, Rapunzel nightgown cause I loved her, adorable right?

Now imagine I'm covered in blood, imagine I came straight off the set of "Carrie" in that outfit, as that small child. Imagine I look like a murderous doll, got it? Yeah?

You now know what my mother saw one day in my childhood, I had just woke up, and in my sleep I happened to have the worst nosebleed of my life. I didn't even wake up until it was time to get up for school. Just bled like a motherfucker and covered myself, and my bed, in blood. Then cried when we had to get rid of my Rapunzel nightgown cause mom couldn't get all that blood out, but I liked Rapunzel.

I'm failing guys

There are 2 wolves inside you, one simps for sweet and kindhearted twinks, the other simps for big and dangerous bone crushers

Welcome to the zone of my vibe

There are 2 wolves inside you, one simps for sweet and kindhearted twinks, the other simps for big and dangerous bone crushers

There are 2 wolves inside you, one simps for sweet and kindhearted twinks, the other simps for big and dangerous bone crushers

It's not theft if you didn't steal it directly from a store shelf, it's finders keepers and you can use that in court

My curs ed art

Protip: Your corpse will be delicious!

Oh these? No these aren't jolly ranchers, these are my own yummy snack, ranch ranchers (jolly ranchers made of real ranch!)

Oh these? No these aren't jolly ranchers, these are my own yummy snack, ranch ranchers (jolly ranchers made of real ranch!)

"Do you need anything?" Uh, yeah, I need 5 bags of Cocaine and a wiffle bat painted like a shark

You know I've been hyperfixating on something too long when I start classpecting all the characters

Ways to get involved with the movement:

Attend your local March for Queer and Trans Youth Autonomy on 3/31 (find your nearest march here)

Donate—visit our website or find us on Venmo/Paypal/Cashapp (@queeryouthassemble); we are fundraising for poster and first aid supplies, to pay speakers/interpreters, and transportation costs :)

If you can directly donate services or materials, please reach out to march@queeryouthassemble.org!

Be a marshal in DC—apply here!

Organize a walkout at your school

In the same wrist flick motion that priests use when throwing holy water to cleanse spirits in exorcisms, I throw the rainbow goldfish snacks across the room at you, you ought to thank me me for such high praise

Sorry everyone but I'm already madly in love with someone else, I'll be spending Valentine's day with this man and there is nothing you can do about it.

Sucks to suck losers.

Jacking off on new years eve so you can cum into the new year is a big brain move

Rule number 1: break the rules

Rule number 2: no murdering

"BFF" prove it bitch, en garde!

Someday, I'm gonna buy one of those necklace sets that makes a heart but can come apart as 2 halves to share with someone, and wait for the day someone takes one of the halves off my neck.

Get close enough to do so without being maimed to earn my love, close quarters combat style!

Dear past me,

Stop being such a pussy. It gets worse.

Sincerely fucked, future you.