The-amazing-phan-is-npt-on-fire - Abbey🍉

That interviewer is so real cause if I did a few minutes of research on a duo I was interviewing, saw this, and then was told not to mention that they’re a couple I would also be confused to the point of talking about it on public radio

Sometimes i feel like sh-ing then i remember

i already have cvts stinging that are extremely painful why do i feel like i need more? why isn't what i have ever enough pain?

PRAYING ON MY KNEES PHIL DOES A BIRTHDAY LIVESTREAM THIS YR 🛐🛐🛐🛐 PLEASEEEEEE IDK HOW HELL DO IT W THE TOUR BUT FATHER PHILLIP IF UR LISTENING🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

not dan howell saying stranger danger as if he didn't go all the way to manchester at age 18 to hang out with a 22 year old man he met on the internet

I'm screaming and crying and throwing up because how funny Dan's response to this was💀😭

serving absolute cunt

announcing onlyphans!

100% of all money raised will be deposited directly into our bank accounts so phil can invest in the oil industry and dan can buy more black sweaters

he is the funniest person alive