truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest
I love my friend and their weird antics.
Some examples of why:
Honestly, they're terrifying at times.
But at least they're entertaining.
*Ham says something rude to any other person*
Washington: *triggered* exCUSE ME!!
Give my sad witches
Their gay blonde lover
kathryn hahn and aubrey plaza from joe locke’s recent ig post
they’re so silly omg i luv them
The fact that Clint just brings people home and introduces them to his family and Laura's all "hi, I'm Laura and here's your room" is my favorite thing about the Barton family.
Laura immediately hugging Kate because she's important to Clint so she's important to Laura so she's part of the family now just made my heart melt.
a scooby-doo origin story where Daphne, Fred, Velma, and Shaggy are all serving detention together and none of them (save for maybe Fred and Daphne) have ever really talked before, but they talk in detention. they have fun, they're bonding, it's a real Breakfast Club situation, and as detention ends they're walking home and they see a dog digging through the garbage of a local restaurant
he's big, but he seems sweet and he's obviously hungry, so the gang approaches him to see if he has a collar. Shaggy manages to get to him first, and the dog immediately takes to him, giving him a big dog kiss and cuddling up to him, but the dog seems to like all of them
upon finding he doesn't have a collar, Shaggy, scratching behind his ears, rhetorically asks, "What's your name, buddy?"
and the dog answers, "Scooby-Dooby-Doo!"
after a minute of freaking the FUCK out and asking each other "y'all heard that, right?" the kids decide to take the dog (who they immediately start calling Scooby-Doo, Scoob, or Scooby for short) home, and find that not only can the dog talk, he displays human-level intelligence and is easily frightened. when they ask where he came from, he doesn't seem to know, but when they walk past an old, abandoned shopping complex on the edge of town, he completely freaks out...and there are weird noises coming from that complex at night....and some suspicious sightings....
the first mystery they investigate together is the mystery of what in God's name is going on here
Cinderella's Castle now on YouTube!
OMG SO TWO OF MY FRIENDS WENT TO ARMAGEDDON
AND
ONE OF MY FRIENDS
SHE SENT ME THIS PIC
Ok, but in the first scene it’s clear Eleanor and the husband are in serious financial trouble.
Cut to 10 years later and Eleanor is incredibly rich.
So, how did that happen?