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Legend: Y/n- your name, L/n- your last name

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Y/n:*Looking around*

T'Challa: Mr/Ms.L/n, what are you looking for?

Y/n: Your suit.

T'Challa: Why is that?

Y/n: To check if it has paws.

T'Challa:.....Why would it have paws?

Y/n: Shuri makes it. How would you know she isn't trolling you and added paws?

T'Challa:

Y/n:

T'Challa: Move aside, I know where it is.

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even if you only reblog, that’s enough

1st of February, 2021

i was debating on whether or not i should post this on tumblr but seeing as there haven’t been posts about this yet, here it is. i’m exposing my real location and nationality but it doesn’t matter.

if you have been active on twitter, you may already know #savemyanmar is trending. long story short, there has been a military coup. several nations have released statements but i want to share insight on what’s happening in the country.

memes about a coup have been circulating around for a couple days and when i slept at 2 am last night, we were still under the rule of the National League for Democracy (NLD). while they are not technically democratic, they are the closest we’ve got. when my mother woke up at 6 this morning, she was notified that the country was now under the rule of the military.

banks services are no longer available. wifi was cut at around 7-8. some people got wifi again earlier but many got it barely thirty minutes ago. this is bad for businesses especially ones that require international communications. additionally, international students like myself are experiencing anxiety; how do we pay for and attend classes if we’re not sure wifi is a given?

myanmar has a long, complicated history with military governments. the last time the military went into rule was in 1962 and only stopped in 2011, following the 2010 elections. there was a huge protest in 1988 lead by students that resulted in lots of death. during the military junta, resources like rice, water, oil, were scarce. the gist is military rule is bad for us.

all of my followers are not myanmar citizens, i’m sure but as part of the international community, please help us. here is a petition that you can sign (although i’m not sure if that can do much). there may be protests in front of myanmar embassies so look out for those. most of all, please help spread awareness. 

the people here are coping with dark humor, primarily in the form of memes but we don’t know how long this rule will last, even though the official statement said only a year. here’s something that pretty much sums up our coping mechanism:

again, even a reblog helps

update :: all telecommunication means will be cut off at 12 am MMT

soft asks:

cherry - what is your sexuality?

lollipop - favorite makeup products?

daydreams - if you could be anything or anyone, who would you be?

october - what month were you born in?

caress - do you like to snuggle?

ivory - describe your pajamas?

golden - favorite stationary product?

freckles - most-worn article of clothing?

twilight - best friend?

silk - do you like k-pop?

poppy - favorite pastel color?

dimples - most attractive features of a person’s face?

sunkissed - autumn or spring?

buttery - favorite snack?

whisper - how much sleep do you get?

pencil - do you own a journal?

cupcake - are you a good cook?

honey - favorite term of endearment?

clouds - describe one of your favorite dreams?

velvet - who was your first crush?

paper - favorite children’s book?

peaches - do you have a skincare routine?

mochi - favorite studio ghibli film?

backyard - did you ever have an imaginary friend?

strawberry - favorite fruit?

kiss - have you ever kissed a friend?,

nightlight - do you read before bed?

shampoo - favorite scent?

skin - what distant relative are you closest to?

aphrodite - favorite actress/actor?

cuddles - do you have any pets?

lace - if you own any dresses, which is your favorite?

sheets - sanrio or san-x characters?

cream - frozen yogurt flavor?

watermelon - do films ever make you cry?

sapphos - favorite poet?

plush - how many stuffed animals do you still own?

roses - what flower do you find most beautiful?

sweetheart - favorite mug/cup?

sunset - what are your pronouns?

Guess who’s back with another Marvel request lol

I absolutely loved the headcanons you wrote for the characters with a reader who has chronic pain, and I was wondering if I could request something of a follow-up? Like, how would they handle the reader having a bad pain day?

Thanks already hun!

I'm glad to hear that! Sorry that its a bit short- Hope you enjoy luv!

𝐀𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐝𝐚𝐲:

❦︎❦︎❦︎❦︎❦︎❦︎❦︎❦︎❦︎❦︎❦︎❦︎❦︎❦︎❦︎❦︎❦︎❦︎❦︎❦︎❦︎❦︎❦︎❦︎❦︎

In case you're thinking of hiding it from them

All of them see right through you

Wanda can read your mind

The rest can see your occasional signs of pain

And they'll def confront you about it

"Are you okay?"

"Yeah- What makes you think I'm-"

*hiss of pain*

"Are you sure"

"Yeah"

*Tense*

"TONY CALL THEIR DOCTOR"/ "BRUCE WE NEED YOUR HELP"

Expect some scolding from Steve

Like I said- this only happens if you decide to hide it from them

But when you told them it's happening, they’ll still call your doctor/Bruce

When they find out it's not really life-threatening

It helps them calm down a bit

Emphasis on a bit

Everyone is watching you

Making sure you’re not doing anything to make your situation worse

Even moving a lot

If you decide to lay down, they'll make sure it's comfortable for you

Constant “do you need anything coming” from everyone

“Do you need anything?”

“I’ll tell you guys when I need anything.”

They’ll be more patient with you than they already are since chronic pain also has psychological side effects and it's likely to worsen like your pain

If you’re stressing about a task one of them will offer to do it for you (More specifically: Nat, Clint, Steve, Peter, Wanda, and Vision)

You’re already in physical pain- they don’t want you to be in emotional pain because of stress

They researched how to help you

And they’ll try EVERYTHING they found courtesy of a rich Tony and a panicking team

Give you some healthy food

They’ll get you a massage therapist (If it lasts more than a day)

Gives you pain relievers

When Vision found out that ice baths can help relieve pain-

He decided to prepare one for you

RIP

It depends on you if you get in or not

If you won’t, he understands

The others are more persistent

Not in putting you in an ice bath tho-

But more in making you lay down and relax, let the massage therapist do their thing, and not stress yourself out

Hiya! Out of curiosity: which Marvel movie is your favourite?

Hi! It's kinda basic but "The Avengers". It's the thing that really got me into Marvel so it holds a special place in my heart. I normally don't like watching a movie on repeat but this is an exception.

If non mcu movies count then TASM 2. Seen it in theaters and actually liked it. Peter and Gwen really raised my standards for love and its still evident now 💀. I think the shot of Gwen falling was my bi awakening- she just looked so- JAJSHSJAJKA. It was the 1st movie that I actually remember processing it easily- I was kinda young when I watched both of the movies and TASM 2 was the 1st ever movie that didn't make me think "What was happening" instead its "Did she just die-". I also remember discussing with my siblings what actually killed Gwen.

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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Legend: Y/n- Your name

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Y/n: THERE'S A SPIDER-

Hawks: SO WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?!

Y/n: KILL IT!!

Hawks: YOU KILL IT!!!

Y/n: YOUR THE MAN-

Hawks: *Returns to his original design* Since when??

Y/n:....