Et Tu, Mblr?

william the conqueror: i shall take england for normandy and become its king

william the concurrer: i agree

sacré bleu...somebody âs deepthreauxted ze eiffel toweur

one must imagine tantalus hungry

The fact I’ve shown Will Wood songs to some people and they just don’t take to it is mad, you all don’t get the appeal of a song where some batshit deranged guy is singing the most abstract lyrics it’d take a team of English literature students to fully analyse in the most passionate way possible while the tempo picks up and slows down and the genre shifts halfway through for shits and giggles and random keyboard smashes and wilhelm screams are just thrown in the background and another guy is destroying his drum set and then somewhere along the way you start hearing a kazoo

People were strange like that. Steal five dollars and you were a petty thief. Steal thousands of dollars and you were either a government or a hero.

Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

how is a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world

man i love physics

will wood songs be like

*funky piano* what gender am i

morality is stupid and doesnt exist

im so fucking drunk holy shit

we're all gonna die one day (^-^)

I haven't eaten for three days.

acab

cowboy time !!! oh and drugs ig

i should be in a psych ward

yoo remember when we thought the world was gonna end? me neither

who am i

I'm so sorry for not showing you emotional vulnerability and I really love you, and trust me I'm trying to make those repairs to show you more love, and I'm trying to improve myself.

cum on me please

vampire prettyboy wants to suck your blood TODAY!!!!(with your consent ofc)

rats all the rats i want to be a rat let me be a rat

You will actually sob nonstop for ten minutes.

hey dawg you see that culture over there yeah fuck that

wow im so gosh darn normal (im lying please help me)

the thing about time loop jokes is, sure, they may be repetitive, but they never get old