One Must Imagine Tantalus Hungry

of all the worlds unreliable narrators i am by far the most carnally desired

et tu, mblr?

what do you say to a trans person who’s sharing after-surgery pics?

hey guys, what would happen if i snort sea salt like it's cocaine

todays straight character of the day is: nobody

My doctor says all the black mold in my body came from a single expired gram cracker which i just think is fascinating

what's your name? (rhetorical) (because i will forget immediately)

Julius Caesar: When I said I wanted to be repeatedly penetrated by at least two dozen men wearing nothing but togas this WASN'T what I meant

People were strange like that. Steal five dollars and you were a petty thief. Steal thousands of dollars and you were either a government or a hero.

Terry Pratchett, Going Postal