What's Your Name? (rhetorical) (because I Will Forget Immediately)

faraday cages are so funny to me. what are we gonna do about all this dangerous radiation? let's put it in a little dog crate. and it works

no offense to me or anything but what the fuck am i actually doing

reasons to kill caesar (in order of importance):

he slept with my mother

hes a dictator

Cassius doesn't like him.

If fish had legs they'd partake in the ides of march I think

et tu, mblr?

how is a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world

seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know

william the conqueror: i shall take england for normandy and become its king

william the concurrer: i agree

every time i make a mistake im like theyre going to put me down like a sick dog