thecaughtsimp - Goose🪿
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1 year ago

rewatching Hannibal isn't enough anymore I need to print the script and eat it

1 year ago

I just LOST the MOST scrumptious HANNIGRAM FANFIC because I accidentally EXITED OUT OF THE APP I EVEN FORGOT THE NAME im dead ALL I CAN REMEMBER WAS WILL HAD AN ADOPTED SON WITH THE NAME THAT MEANT LONE WOLF IN FRENCH I THINK???


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1 year ago

FANNIBALS, HOW ARE WE FEELING ABOUT THIS??

FANNIBALS, HOW ARE WE FEELING ABOUT THIS??

Hannibal with a wand

Hannibal with a wand

FANNIBALS, HOW ARE WE FEELING ABOUT THIS??

Can we PLEASE talk about the fact that they didn't bother making Mads Mikkelsen look ANY different from his role in Hannibal in Fantastic Beasts 3?? I don't hate it, but I can only see Hannibal and I am SOBBING.

"You're a wizard, Hannibal."

"Excuse me, I am a what?"

Idk and idc if this has been said before, this needs as much attention as possible 😭

1 year ago

Season 1 Summarized:

Season 1 Summarized:

Alternatively:

Season 1 Summarized:
1 year ago

The Murder Husbands except they're Domestic Husbands headcanon:

They leave passive aggressive messages to each other with alphabet fridge magnets when they're mad :3

The Murder Husbands Except They're Domestic Husbands Headcanon:
The Murder Husbands Except They're Domestic Husbands Headcanon:
1 year ago

PLEASE i need smth. give me any hannibal headcannons or favorite fic

1 year ago
Hannigram + Forgiveness
Hannigram + Forgiveness
Hannigram + Forgiveness
Hannigram + Forgiveness

Hannigram + forgiveness

1 year ago
Yes, Hannibal Is A Romantic But He Most Definitely Was Annoyed About The Finger Print Stains That Will

Yes, Hannibal is a romantic but he most definitely was annoyed about the finger print stains that Will left on his glass.

Yes, Hannibal Is A Romantic But He Most Definitely Was Annoyed About The Finger Print Stains That Will
1 year ago
Thank You Twilight Shitposting Fb For This Idea

Thank you twilight shitposting fb for this idea

1 year ago
Because Let’s Be Honest, This Is The Face Hanni Made.

Because let’s be honest, this is the face Hanni made.

1 year ago

I love all the Dad!Simon stories because you can tell he's working hard to break a cycle that can easily keep going.

He doesn't want to be like his father

After he wakes up from a night terror, he goes to the kidlet's room and watches them sleep

The rise and fall of their chest while they're curled up with their grim reaper is almost hypnotic

He still remembers buying that plushie for them

They said they had to get it because it reminded them of Simon

As he walks through his memories he can't help but be proud of himself

He knows he's breaking the cycle, and while he still has rough moments, he's doing his best

And he'll be damned if he hurts his kid or his love

1 year ago

Me getting my lil treat at 3 am

Cutie-pie Of The Sea (x)
Cutie-pie Of The Sea (x)
Cutie-pie Of The Sea (x)
Cutie-pie Of The Sea (x)

Cutie-pie of the sea (x)


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1 year ago

“taylor swift is at the super bowl—” ISRAEL IS BOMBING RAFAH. THE ONE LAST REFUGE THEY HAD. THE PEOPLE OF PALESTINE HAVE NOWHERE TO GO. ISRAEL IS CARPET BOMBING THE LAST SAFE PART OF GAZA AND HAVE AIRED A MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR PROPAGANDA AD IN THE SUPER BOWL TO DISTRACT THE WORLD FROM THE ATROCITIES THEY ARE COMMITTING. DO NOT LOOK AWAY.

1 year ago

The entire pov of Hannibal lector in season three

if you ignore the horrors and the murders i am actually a really nice person


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1 year ago
Me Imaging What Could Happen If There Ever Was A Season 4

Me imaging what could happen if there ever was a season 4

hannibal needs to stop fuckin trending every other few business years. like wtf do you mean hannibal season 4 isn’t happening?!


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1 year ago

“why are you tired? you haven’t done anything all day” the simple fact that i exist drains me. hope this helps

1 year ago

Season 3 of Hannibal reminds me of that one SpongeBob episode where SpongeBob has to go to school and leaves Patrick all alone

(Ofc Hannibal is Patrick)

Season 3 Of Hannibal Reminds Me Of That One SpongeBob Episode Where SpongeBob Has To Go To School And

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1 year ago

Stop I’m on this episode rn are yall stalking me

Gay people can never just have sex, instead they stopped mid-nut AND mid hallucination of a foursome with his therapist, ex co-worker, and his therapist's current patient to have a second, worse hallucination of an eldritch horror stag man that resembles his therapist in the corner of his room, and then bust.

Gay People Can Never Just Have Sex, Instead They Stopped Mid-nut AND Mid Hallucination Of A Foursome
Gay People Can Never Just Have Sex, Instead They Stopped Mid-nut AND Mid Hallucination Of A Foursome
Gay People Can Never Just Have Sex, Instead They Stopped Mid-nut AND Mid Hallucination Of A Foursome
Gay People Can Never Just Have Sex, Instead They Stopped Mid-nut AND Mid Hallucination Of A Foursome

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1 year ago

“You were a wonderful experience..”

“You were…everything..”

TW: mentions of death (think that’s about it)

“You Were A Wonderful Experience..”

So we all know that the army isn’t safe most of the time

but one day The 141 was on a mission per usual before something bad happens to ghost and Johnny can’t get to him in time when he finally gets to Simon he’s already to hurt to be saved

Johnny holds Simon in his arms crying telling him no begging him not to go he can’t leave him alone

There’s so many things they haven’t done together so many things soap hasn’t said to Simon but nonetheless ghost softly cups soaps face taking off his face covering

He kisses soap handing him his dog tag before soap can protest before soap even has a chance to do anything else Simon looks at soap with a smile before closing his eyes and taking his last breath everything in that moment just stops time stops for soap

He can’t hear price taking into the coms he can’t hear the distance gun shots he’s just focused on Simon the man he once loved no the man he still loves is now gone before he could do anything before he could say anything it’s like his world just ended that day…. The day Simon ‘ghost’ Riley passed he took John ‘soap’ MacTavish with him… and everyone knew that..

This is a repost from my twitter :)


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1 year ago

Unpopular opinion with the MWiii campaign

I actually liked the campaign but I did notice how rushed it felt everything felt like it was skipping an important part to the story like there where little details missing in every chapter

Spoilers down below (and what I didn’t understand)

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Like when price immediately trusting shepherd when they found him prisoner or him not immediately killing him??? Like hello??

The lack of emotion from gaz price and ghost?? Like what the hell your comrade just DIED and they look so plain about it maybe it was the shock of going through that or being in the military and seeing people die but what the hell

HOW COULD THEY TRUST GRAVES AND SHEPHERD SO EASILY????

and price not letting soap KILL makarov??? (Like bbg was right there)

HOW RUSHED SOAPS DEATH WAS?? like they treated him like he wasn’t a main character of the plot


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1 year ago

Oh my god…

Just finished the MWlll campaign I need emotional support right now….

Even though I seen spoilers and tried to make the campaign as long as possible (I started the day it came out) I was not emotionally prepared or ready to see what I was going to.-

Oh My God…


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1 year ago

WE WERE ROBBED

I WILL LITERALLY PUNCH THE WALL. Uncancel it you cowards. I feel betrayed.

I WILL LITERALLY PUNCH THE WALL. Uncancel It You Cowards. I Feel Betrayed.

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1 year ago

I’m not ashamed 😔

bitches see a man that is double their size, wears a mask, can realistically kill them extremely easily and immediately fold

it’s me , i’m bitches


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1 year ago

So real for this

Boys say that “Call of Duty is not a girls game”. They’re just mad because they will never be like these men.

Boys Say That “Call Of Duty Is Not A Girls Game”. They’re Just Mad Because They Will Never Be Like
Boys Say That “Call Of Duty Is Not A Girls Game”. They’re Just Mad Because They Will Never Be Like
Boys Say That “Call Of Duty Is Not A Girls Game”. They’re Just Mad Because They Will Never Be Like
Boys Say That “Call Of Duty Is Not A Girls Game”. They’re Just Mad Because They Will Never Be Like
Boys Say That “Call Of Duty Is Not A Girls Game”. They’re Just Mad Because They Will Never Be Like
Boys Say That “Call Of Duty Is Not A Girls Game”. They’re Just Mad Because They Will Never Be Like
Boys Say That “Call Of Duty Is Not A Girls Game”. They’re Just Mad Because They Will Never Be Like
Boys Say That “Call Of Duty Is Not A Girls Game”. They’re Just Mad Because They Will Never Be Like

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