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Do not insult my intelligence

Zionists will try to pretend americans can't possibly understand what is going on in Palestine. That WE are the ones projecting. Fools, we see right through yalls bullshit because it's the same bullshit our ancestors pulled you fuckin numbskulls. Israel is just trying to do what settlers in "america" did to native americans. Only they are flopping so hard because they are trying to do what was done in the 18th century in the 21st century. It wasn't right then, it's not right now.

There is no justification for genocide. You cannot target civilians. You cannot target schools, hospitals, humanitarian aid. You cannot restrict humanitarian aid. You cannot deny people living on the land for thousands of years their homes. You cannot remove them from their homes. You cannot arrest them indefinitely without justification. You cannot greenwash Palestine. You cannot pinkwash genocide. You cannot hide your bloody hands by spewing lies. I can see and hear at the same time and I am no fool to your denials.

Israel must topple and Palestine will be free to self-determination and those who are capable of living alongside those with a different life can continue to do so in peace with equal rights for all. There is enough pie to go around. Palestinian freedom is not jewish expulsion. it is not antisemetic to criticize israel. it is not antisemetic to say free palestine. stop conflating things.

Omg I’ve been laughing my ass off

Meemaw rizzed up nanami 😭

idc what anyone says this is such a romantic moment like the domesticity is real.

If someone put a blanket on me I'd fall in love, you don't understand the significance of this, the simple act of taking care of someone this way is proof enough that Hannibal loved him so much

there was no reason for Hannibal to be so touchy, he saw an opportunity to be affectionate towards Will, already feeling an immense guilt about what he had done.

and here Hannibal lowering himself, putting himself lower than Will, to show he acknowledged that Will was his equal is so significant like can you hear me screaming

The ending we all need

a man and his dog,,,

This is what Radaway was made for

"Well, I don't mind it." Will said as he laid a blanket on the wooden floor, followed by a pillow. "It's not my first time sleeping in this kind of conditions." He added as he grabbed another pillow and another blanket and threw them on his improvised bed. "I am more worried about you. Need any help with that?"

Hannibal was unsuccessfully trying to light up the damp pieces of wood in the fireplace.

"It's not my first time sleeping in this kind of conditions either."

Will stared outside the window. There were high chances they wouldn't be able to open the door of the cabin in the morning due to the heavy snowfall. Another blanket would have been welcome since the wooden walls of the cabin allowed the chilly wind to creep in, whistling.

"Don't bother with the fire." Will said as he heard Hannibal's third frustrated groan. He only let those out in exceptional situations. There are not many things that don't go right for Hannibal Lecter.

"You will freeze." He replied shortly.

"My body warmth will be enough for us both. And these blankets might be a little moldy but you can pretend it's a fancy lavender scent."

The fact that Hannibal showed no reaction to his joke worried Will even more. Part of him knew he should just shut up and let Hannibal struggle with the fire for as long as he wants but another part of him didn't want to shut up. Changing the subject sounded like a reasonable idea.

"We might end up eating frozen squirrels. That is, if we can open the door."

Hannibal didn't even turn to face him, still leaning over the the fireplace. This time his silence felt heavier. It felt like a response.

"Are you there?" Will asked.

"Have you ever eaten a frozen squirrel, Will?"

His voice sounded somewhat dangerous, yet bittersweet. As if the question was meant to be spilled like an inkpot.

"I have not."

"I have."

"You won't have to do that again. Come here, I made us a nice bed."

For the first time, Hannibal abandoned the fire and turned to face Will. "Do you believe I am concerned about freezing? About having to eat frozen animals?"

Will was not sure what to answer to that since it sounded rhetorical.

"I don't care about what happens to me. I am worried about having you go through all of that. I am trying to keep you warm."

"Heartwarming." Will commented, arching an eyebrow. "However, I do care about what happens to you and I will keep you warm."

"I don't-"

Will made one of those sounds he would make to quiet his dogs when they would protest.

"You will step away from that fireplace and you will come here." Will ordered sternly. He followed Hannibal with his gaze, obeying him without any other objection. He crawled next to Will, under the moldy blanket.

Will searched for his hands underneath the blanket and brought them to his mouth. He blew warm air over them.

"I will keep you warm." Will repeated, this time softly, as a whisper. Hannibal stared at Will's face in the darkness of the cabin. His blue eyes gleamed like morning dew on the petals of a forget-me-not.

"Keep me warm, Will." Hannibal said, accepting his fate.

At least now, someone would keep warm the little boy who had died in the snow.

I think my favorite line from Hannibal is where jack asks what level of the spectrum wills on. But instead of the actual line I say “how autistic are you will” 

what are Hannibal lines you quote on the daily? me: "I have hunger" (I think it's a Mason line), "tell me, Will", "I don't find you that interesting" (whenever I find a piece of content boring), "that may have been impulse", "I let you know me, see me" and "I miss my dogs, I'm not gonna miss you" (just randomly when I wanna be dramatic or for no reason and to the air), "bones and all?", "he's in the pantry" (not when people are in the pantry but just for no reason), "they know" (whenever they know)

Will on a daily basis

“Professor Graham why does Dr. Lecter call you babygirl?”- one of Will’s students probably

10/10 would read each and every time

me writing fics: *them being domestic cuddly cute psychotically romantic and having nasty nasty sex* *remembers they're supposed to be murderers* *them killing for no reason* *back to domestic shit cuddling nasty nasty sex* *oh yeah, they're psychos* *makes Will say some weird ass line about killing for no reason* *nasty nasty sex and cuddling session*

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I love Hannibal trending on Easter

“I don’t find you that interesting”

all gay people do is lie

Hannibal lector is secretly a lemon shark who got jealous because their favorite diver (will graham) is paying attention to another lemon shark

I can’t watch Hannibal anymore I just need to eat it

But your honor I’m just a girl

me: *holds gummy worm between my fingers like a cigarette* *takes a drag* if hannigram can find love through murder and cannibalism maybe i can too

judge: you killed and ate six people

I’ve been listening to a LOT of Ricky Montgomery lately and it’s always these two songs that remind me of hannigram so much

Please let me know what you think I was thinking the first one (Mr. Loverman) is wills POV when Hannibal goes to jail or when he goes to Italy

The second one (My hearts buried in Venice) is Hannibal’s POV when he’s in Italy and missing will

will graham wanted hannibal lecter’s arms to be his tomb

Hannibal’s face is screaming proud boyfriend moment

HANNIBAL 2.08 "Su-zakana"

I imagine Hannibal saying in Morgan Freeman’s voice “I can smell you” when he sniffs will 

We all know Hannibal only moved those seats closer before wills appointment. then moved them straight back to their original position when Will left 💀

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Call of Duty (Video Games), Call of Duty Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Simon “Ghost” Riley/Reader, König (Call of Duty)/Reader, John Price (Call of Duty)/Reader, John “Soap” MacTavish/Reader, Kyle “Gaz” Garrick/Reader, John “Soap” MacTavish & Reader, John Price (Call of Duty) & Reader, Simon “Ghost” Riley & Reader, Kyle “Gaz” Garrick & Reader, König (Call of Duty) & Reader Characters: Simon “Ghost” Riley, Kyle “Gaz” Garrick, John “Soap” MacTavish, John Price (Call of Duty), Kate Laswell, König (Call of Duty), Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s) Additional Tags: Reader Works for KorTac, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Spy Reader, Forced Bonding, Military Inaccuracies, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Slow Burn, Slow Build, Canon-Typical Violence, no beta we die like men, Enemies to Friends, Friends to…? Maybe Summary:

After 5 years of service in KorTac, they consider you capable enough to hold yourself in solo missions. Money and freedom, what else could you ask for? But what feels like a good start, progressively starts to backfire.

Hannibal looked so offended when he heard thatcome out of Gideons mouth 

HANNIBAL 1.11 "Rôti"