When your own WIP makes you cry... π
(This is not what it looks like, I haven't abandoned my Astarion fics. This is just a quick detour of vomiting out a multi-chapter fix-it to mend my broken heart after s6)
My WWDITS Nandermo Fix-it fic is finished. I'm free.
I loved writing this fic, but I'm glad it's done haha. π
ao3 link
Now I'm back on my usual bullshit with beloved Mr. Ancunin π
But I'm pretty sure this is isn't going to be my last work in the WWDITS fandom. I love them too much π
Stay safe, my darkest darlings π₯°
Making myself sad while editing Chapter 6 of my WWDITS fix it, which is basically Nandor and Guillermo watching Season 5
I mean, imagine Nandor watching how Guillermo was turned. That he was buying his turning from anyone who would offer, just getting it over with in a supermarket backroom. To see how low Guillermo had stooped for it.
It's just so sad. I need to get to the fluff soon. XD
(Also quick reminder that this is not me abandoning my Astarion longfics. This is just a detour. I will be back.)
Astarion: βNo one ever cared about me >:\β
Karlach, standing 10ft away: βME I CARE I CARE SO MUCHβ
So true π
you know a fic is good when it has this
Somehow I ended up being both πββοΈ
There are two types of writers:
1. 'It's fiction, it doesn't need to make sense!'
2. 'I didn't account for the rotation of the planet and how that affects the constalations while my characters stargazed at different times of year, I have failed as a writer, and this entire thing is trash'
I felt like an alien pretending to be human when I was engaged. Like "here you should want to do this and you should feel joy about this thing etc".
The biggest βyour experiences are not universalβ thing I feel is whenever anyone talks about the universality of girls planning their weddings since childhood because. Well. Not me. God bless
Never not reblogging this absolute gem
seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises itβs about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
In which you find a dead spider, lick it, and get distracted by succubus saliva.
"Spawn Me the Details" on AO3 - Summary
As Astarion is snatched from the streets of Baldur's Gate, another one of Cazador's spawn gets taken. You.It can't have been more than a few months since that fateful night at the tavern, and now you find yourself hiding behind a bush while he gallivants through the forest with his new allies. As the group is passing by, a voice pierces through your mind. Follow them. You need to stay close. It's the last thing you want to do - follow the man who led you to your doom. But it seems like you have no choice in the matter, if that tingle in your brain is anything to go by...
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59600707/chapters/152008468
Hope you have as much fun reading as I had writing it. π
Give it a read if you're up for vampire shenanigans and emotional damage πβ¨οΈ
Well, what other choice do they have? There will be only one bed πββοΈ
This!
im just not convinced humans were ever meant to be this busy