"Ways To Know You Did Something Wrong: You Sugar Coated It For Your Therapist."

I can't stop thinking about how it takes 45 seconds to get to the refrain in Jojo's Leave (Get out).

Nandor and Guillermo stood there for 45 seconds, and even then, Guillermo doesn't immediately turn at "Get out".

He tears away after "its the end of you and me".

This show, honestly...

Guys. YOU GUYS. Do you think Nandor and Guillermo have ever gotten surprised by the rising sun and then Nandor had to turn into a bat and like... hide inside Guillermo's sweater? 🤭🥰

I would love to know whether it was the writers' or Kayvan Novak's idea to have Nandor clutch Guillermo's sweater the entire time while the latter is hiding from the Baron in s5

I don't think there's a better use for ChatGPT than to have them work out obscure presumptions for fics

I mean, it would have taken me ages to find out how fast the average bat would be compared to a car, let alone a vampire in bat form.

My fics are nothing if not scientifically researched. 😜

It's stience. 💁‍♀️

Well, what other choice do they have? There will be only one bed 💁‍♀️

I share this sentiment. FOR MY AO3 READERS!

I need you to understand that when I say "comments are appreciated!" I mean that I will reply to every one of them. I mean that an email with an ao3 notification has a higher priority than a message from my mother. I mean that I will have entire discussions in the comment section if you're up for it. Message me on tumblr and I will have the same discussions on an even more unhinged level. I will dissect entire personalities and ships and fictional political structures and worldbuilding with you. I will become your new best friend. You already ARE my new best friend. At the last battle, I would raise Anduril and say "For my ao3 readers" while a single tears rolls down my cheek, and dive into the fray. I would upload from beyond the grave if someone asked about the next chapter

Never not reblogging this absolute gem

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

Chapter 19 of "Spawn Me the Details" now online 🥳

In which you find a dead spider, lick it, and get distracted by succubus saliva.

"Spawn Me the Details" on AO3 - Summary

As Astarion is snatched from the streets of Baldur's Gate, another one of Cazador's spawn gets taken. You.It can't have been more than a few months since that fateful night at the tavern, and now you find yourself hiding behind a bush while he gallivants through the forest with his new allies. As the group is passing by, a voice pierces through your mind. Follow them. You need to stay close. It's the last thing you want to do - follow the man who led you to your doom. But it seems like you have no choice in the matter, if that tingle in your brain is anything to go by...

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59600707/chapters/152008468

Hope you have as much fun reading as I had writing it. 💕

Give it a read if you're up for vampire shenanigans and emotional damage 😎✨️

LOOK AT THEM! SO ADORABLE! 😍🥰

Lil Guys Game

Make yourself and/or your OC with this Picrew!

Thank you so much to @bardic-inspo, @nerdalmighty and @hellethil for the tags!! This is so frigging cute 😩❤️

This is a modern AU version of Elysia with her hair down because there were no braids or dresses 😂

And this is me! I do indeed dress this brightly.

No Pressure Tags! I have decided to tag some incredibly beautiful, wonderful mutuals who I've not tagged in these games before!: @pixel7777 @lady-vincent @thiriann @thecosyblue @alwaysmauria @goodgirlgonebard @medacris

Made a spell for my dear friend who gets really excited about their interests in our group chats