Somehow I ended up being both πββοΈ
There are two types of writers:
1. 'It's fiction, it doesn't need to make sense!'
2. 'I didn't account for the rotation of the planet and how that affects the constalations while my characters stargazed at different times of year, I have failed as a writer, and this entire thing is trash'
This!
im just not convinced humans were ever meant to be this busy
Astarion: I've caught this stupid disease because of Tav Tav: For the last time, Astarion, feelings are not an illness
Never not reblogging this absolute gem
seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises itβs about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
Rules: Share a sentence or two you've written recently that you really like!
Thank you so much @amoremagnificentbastard for tagging newbie-me β₯οΈ
It's been incredibly hard to choose, but I found my favourite(s).
It's from my latest chapter of "Spawn me the details" with Gale as leader of the group talking to you/spawn/Melody β₯οΈ
"Do believe me, Melody, when I say: I guarantee that no harm will come to you. I'll personally see to that."
It's just so wholesome and I especially cherish it because two very precious people told me about the goosebumps they had at the scene β₯οΈ
Very absolutely non-pressure-ly tagging @obsessedwhyyes (I personally hope it's going to be a Gale sentence, but honestly, everything you write is magical β¨οΈ)
Happy to be here π
Made a spell for my dear friend who gets really excited about their interests in our group chats
obviously iβm the one choosing for her to do this but at some point shadowheart casting guidance every time you speak to somebody displays a quite funny lack of confidence
When your own WIP makes you cry... π
(This is not what it looks like, I haven't abandoned my Astarion fics. This is just a quick detour of vomiting out a multi-chapter fix-it to mend my broken heart after s6)
I mean, it would have taken me ages to find out how fast the average bat would be compared to a car, let alone a vampire in bat form.
My fics are nothing if not scientifically researched. π
It's stience. πββοΈ
I'm new to tumblr but definitely a fanfiction veteran. After the early teenie Animexx days, I rediscovered my passion in 2019 - and haven't stopped since. π€
I currently have two ongoing Baldur's Gate longfics (Astarion/Original Female Tav, Astarion/You-Spawn Tav), and a What We Do In The Shadows fix it draft brewing π
blessedly ignoring all my other crackfic drafts
Looking forward to engaging with all of you!β₯οΈ
("CosyBlue" on ao3)