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At the red lobster, stuffing cheddar bay biscuits into my purse

Idk what a furry is for birds (featheries?) But lord shen from Kung fu panda 2 turned me into one

Orange toed tree frog is a fabulous name -^-

They call ‘em red eyed but I try to use as little light as possible when I peek at them at night, so their orange toes are much more striking

But if you call them orange toed tree frogs that somehow sounds much less cool

I am becoming convinced that able-bodied people do not actually know what experiencing pain is like based on the way they talk about it.

To me, developing chronic pain gave me this moment where I was like, "Oh, this is what being in pain is ACTUALLY like. I am 24, and I have to learn how to be in pain." Sure, I've had twisted ankles, I broke my arm, I've had the flu. Temporary pain hurts and is valid, but you don't learn how to actually be in pain until you are in it all the time. It's a hard lesson to learn.

When ur brother in law gets high off his ass and realizes that she's actually your sister in law

Migraine in the middle of the night boiiiisss. Took my meds and I still hurt and am nauseous and brain no work. Someone put me out of my misery 🙃🙃🙃 might put myself out of my misery 🙃🙃 lmao

Fun fact for y'all, doctors fucking love when you bring stuffies with you to the hospital. Was in the ER with my toad Dexter for emotional support, and the X-ray tech bought me a friend for him.

The safest slep

My lizard sleeping very safely, very securely, head not exposed means body not exposed, the ultimate protective sleeping position against predators

I accidentally pronounced Geiger counter as gayger counter, and I will now be referring to my gaydar as nothing else.

Especially when they tell u ur being dramatic. Let's see how u like it huh

does anyone else wish they could switch bodies with someone/give their pain to someone to see how that person reacts? like, am i being too over dramatic or is it really that bad? can they white knuckle it or are they also kneeling over in pain??