JJ And Pope *staring Into Each Other’s Eyes*

jjpope edits can be so funny, you see a bunch of nice moments and then there’s JJ mimicking a blowjob and Pope laughing LMAO

Pope: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.


JJ: Oh. We're going out?


Pope: Wh...

Pope: What do you think butterflies taste like?

JJ: They taste bad

Pope:

Pope: How-

JJ: I answered your question, that's all you get!

JJ: Relationships should be 50/50. Pope cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter and look pretty.

JJ: Did you know that male bees die after mating?

Pope: That's sad

JJ: Yeah, that's their whole life. Honey, Nut, Cheerio.

Pope: Get the fuck out

Cooper, JJ and Pope’s kid, running after Pope’s parents in their RV: bye grandpa! Bye grandma! I love you! Come back soon!

Pope: Cooper!

JJ: Cooper stay! Cooper stay!

Pope: Cooper!

JJ: stay!

JJ AFTER THE DUCKLINGS IMPRINT ON POPE

Pope, walking into the kitchen with ducklings following him: honey, I don’t want to go to this Titans dinner anymore than you do, but we’re going to be late.

Pope: JJ. JJ. JJ!

JJ, on the phone: Heyward.

Pope: what is going on?

JJ: I’m trying to pay Lily’s impound fee, but this automated phone system doesn’t understand anything I’m saying. Hey-ward. Hey-ward. Yes! No! No! Not JB Heyward. We went over my first name for 20 minutes!

JJ, walking around the kitchen with the phone: JJ! JJ! JJ!

Pope, looking up from his watch: what the-

JJ, the ducks following after him: JJ!

John b: I have the sharpest memory. Name one time I forgot something.

JJ: you left me in the parking lot two weeks ago

John B: I did that on purpose

Cooper *drops his basket*: oh fuck.

*Pope gawks*

*JJ trying to hold back his laughter*

Pope, later that day: okay, honey. We need to talk about something. It’s about the word you said this morning.

Cooper: what word?

Pope, holding his hands: you know, the one starting with F.

Cooper: flower?

Pope: no

Cooper: fruits?

Pope: no.

JJ: if he doesn’t remember it, maybe we shouldn’t remind him

Pope, glaring at JJ: he said it three times.

Cooper: oh! You mean fuck!

*JJ, falls back against the couch unable to stop laughing*

Pope: JJ, leave the room!

JJ: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. 
Pope: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. 
JJ: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? 
Pope: Is it working?