Thelonelyhangman - 🤖no Bot.ya Le Saben🤖

Why do I keep ending up in fandoms that glorify and romanticise abuse? I don’t know how it keeps happening, but here’s what I signed up for when I entered my fandoms, vs what I got:

Helluva Boss expectation: Wacky assassin comedy about demons killing people in the living world on behalf of sinners in Hell

Helluva Boss reality: Watch Blitzø get raped and then be forced to date his rapist but also feel bad for the rapist because he’s an uwu soft sad gay bean

Fruits Basket expectation: A drama/slice of life show about a girl finding family, and her and said family healing from their trauma

Fruits Basket reality: All of the trauma in the Sohma family can be boiled down to the most abusive cunt you’ll ever meet in your life, but also WHY DON’T YOU FEEL BAD FOR AKITO THE ABUSER? DON’T YOU WANT HER AND SHIGURE TO DATE? Also there’s incest and pedophilia and for some reason that’s treated like it’s ok

She-Ra expectation: Reboot of that cool show from the 80s about magical princesses fighting against the EVIL OVERLORD

She-Ra reality: Abusive war criminal gets away with all of her crimes, and as a bonus, she gets to date the very girl she abused. NOW FEEL BAD FOR THE ABUSIVE WAR CRIMINAL

Lyn wasn’t thinking about power, ambition, their plans. She didn’t care. Keldor was alive.

POV: They're making fun of you.

Some sketches I did of Cell and Frieza. Maybe I should color some of these?

💪😼First drawing completed.

Ok, hi guys, I really should learn English instead of using the deepl translator 🥺👉👈

Aha but the important thing, then I decided to get back into the world of drawing and all that, because hell if others can write about their favorite characters, I can draw them osea, for that I used to draw, but I quit you know procrastination 😣🔫

So expect me to upload my classes on how I relearn anatomy🦴, and basic color, (traditional and digital)🥸🤓 and maybe how I learn my fucking subjects already know some algebra🤢 and languages🗿 or maybe my martial arts 🥋👍.

You can probably notice that I'm in diverse fandom, so I'll upload of varied characters, if I don't die trying😢🙏, and of course I'll tag everything to make it easier🗿. (If I upload NSFW I'll put it in censorship, since I understand that not everyone wants to see that kind of content, and that's respectable, otherwise everything is fine, and hopefully we won't have problems).🫠

Bye, bye💅🍒

Evil-Lyn

tyy ! gonna do this for 200x lyn

blank questions

do I like them

i love her with my whole heart

5 good qualities:

driven

cunning

powerful

confident

eyes glow when she does magic

3 bad qualities:

still loves keldor to her own detriment (rip queen 😔)

maybe tooooo confident in the face of certain threats

has to use dumb rhymes to do magic sometimes

favourite episode/etc

Price of Deceit!!! we got DADDY ISSUES we got ANGSTY FLASHBACKS we got NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE VIA ELDRITCH ABOMINATION it truly has it all

and for the etc, the comic where she gets despondos poisoning and her dad and skeletor have to save her because . see above. daddy issues and angst we love to see it.

otp: lyn/keldor

brotp: aaah probably her and clawful!! i like how she goes a little easier on him sometimes and helped him decode messages from his cousin because he couldn't understand the language

ot3: can't think of anything

notp: i don't think there's much? like apart from a few uncomfortable ones i don't think anyone even ships, and maybe some things i'd like in other iterations more than this one, i could be convinced of most things

best quote:

there are so many but what comes to mind rn is after he-man saved her and he was like "this could be your second chance :)" and she just...

Maybe I could change my ways... Live a life of virtue and light, fight evil, protect the innocent! [Blasts He-man as soon as he starts to believe her.] Think I'll pass.

head canon: i think her running in with the evil warriors and keldor when she was younger was extremely calculated lmao. like she'd already heard of keldor and probably realized he would be a ticket to power. so i'm guessing she was spying on them for WEEKS at minimum--studying their abilities and how to exploit their weaknesses, what they were after, where they were headed, etc. then decided to teleport over and swipe the orb and wait for them to catch up so she could beat the shit out of everyone and impress that hot half-gar conqueror.

Me encanta👌💞

Azula encounters the dragon.

He’s my Roman Empire..

the self, among other made up shit

"The amount of hypocrisy and double standards when it comes to Stella and Stolas is ridiculous. No one is saying that Stella is innocent, but both of them made terrible decisions as parents and they both need to be held accountable for it, and that includes the “precious gay owl boy”. “B-but at least Stolas CARES about Via and is trying! 🥺”, that still doesn’t change the fact that his decisions put Octavia in a situation that she has no choice to be in. I don’t care if she’s 17/almost 18. That doesn’t change the fact that these two did the shitty things that Via now has to pay for as a child. Sorry, but not sorry. Stolas deserves to be cut out of her life for caring more about his own selfish wants, needs and desires than his own daughter. Octavia (nor anyone else actually) owes Stolas SHIT."

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