Peter And Peter

oh to be so tiny and filled with rage

ALEXA DEMIE AS MADDY PEREZ Euphoria 1.04 ‘‘Shook Ones Pt. II’’

Do you ever say beetlejuice 3 times and discreetly look around the room as if he’s going to show up

…..because I do

AU where Tony knew Aunt May and Uncle Ben in college so that in Iron Man 2 when Peter goes to the Stark Expo it becomes a “Charles and Ellen Mulaney meet Bill Clinton” scenario in the Parker household.

Peter: My aunt gets the invitation to the Stark Expo in the mail, and she goes, “We gotta go! We gotta go see Tony!” and without looking at her and just turning the page in a newspaper my uncle goes, “Why? It’s not like he’s going to remember you.“ 

With great power comes great responsibility. Same motherfucker.

So my aunt says, "Fine, I’ll take Peter.”

And I go, “Heck yeah!” and I slide out into the living room in my Iron Man mask and we walk out the door.

Workouts You Can Do In Bed

To Get Rid Of The “Are You Pregnant?” Belly :

20 crunches

35 sit ups

10 full body crunches

50 crisscrosses

10 wide leg cross sit ups

20 leg raises

To Get Rid Of The Jello Like Thighs :

100 pillow squeezes

30 side leg lifts (Each side)

To Get That Bubble Butt :

40 butt bridges

25 lying kick backs (Each side)

50 clam lifts (Each side)

20 forward kicks (Each side)

30 knee tucks (Each side)

There is literally no reason why you shouldn’t be doing these workouts ESPECIALLY if you’re in bed. You can do this! You reach that UGW

Made by: ThisIsAnaMyFriend

sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container.

overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. do it. put it in your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

THE FOURTEEN FEARS: A Magnus Archives Infographic

edward: hey rose what’s up

rose: hey dude bella is dead lmaoo

edward:

rose: so will you come home now esme misses y-

edward:

My Chemical Romance

My Chemical Romance films a scene for the “Na Na Na” music video (2010). This previously unreleased scene was published with the greatest hits album May Death Never Stop You (2014)

when the dysphoria kicks in