Walking Into The Theater On September 6th Like

I need more Lestat getting IDed, being called “young man,” being talked to in a condescending manner, just more 20-years-old-and-looks-like-it. I want people complaining to him about millennials and “his generation”.

sebastian choking on o!ciel's soul after seasoning it with too much trauma:

Gir’s disguise is his fursuit change my mind

(I stole this joke from that one otherkin vine sksdkff)

The kingsman fight but Mamma Mia sung by Meryl Streep is playing

if this isn’t the most siblings thing ever

dude, i promise i’m not a vampire, i just don’t wanna be intrusive you know ?? so can u like invite me in ??

sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container.

overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. do it. put it in your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

pennywise at the door like:

Currently, the world is in panic and not at a disco.

If this doesn’t go viral, I’ll kms

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