I have no thoughts other than library depression now. I don't even know how a library can be depressed, but it is.
Hugo how dare you. Do you know how hard it is to find fucking gay water??
Hey, I got you ice cream with no cream. It's ice and gay water put in a blender. Enjoy!!
*tastes it and gives anon a nod of approval* not bad kid, add some berries or some shit and it makes a pretty decent sorbet. As long as I don't get drunk from it lol.
Im still gonna keep eating ice cream though >:3
Blonde bitch out!š āØļøš³ļøāš
headcanon of hugo going from calling yong "sparkles" (when he didnt take him as seriously at first) to "little man" (his sweet way to convey that he's changed how he sees him and thinks the lil guy is capable in his own way too)....
And yong loves the new cool nickname a lot <3
they enter every establishment like this probably
happy valentineās day!!! šš©µš©·
Uh, OUCH??? I love this headcanon so much!
I really love Hugo headcannons. I also really love the idea of Hus cyborg arm/left side of body that I've talked about before. So, without further ado, I give you another terrifying and sad headcannon for Hugo. Because what character doesn't need more trauma?
So, like I said before, Donella saved Hugo from the streets when he was a kid because he got run over by a chariot. Now his whole left shoulder, arm, most of his leg and part of his hip are all cybernetic. But she can also control him. Whenever he wears (she forces him to wear) this cool mask thing that covers his nose, mouth, jaw and chin she can control him cybernetically. It's really horrible for him and he's basically stuck in his own mind. Just watching the horrors of what his body is doing play out. In the library, Varian is being possessed by Ulla and Donella is attacking Hugo. Eventually she gets the mask on Hugo and he goes all creepy serial killer on them. Ulla/Varian fights him and Ulla/Varian knocks him to the ground but is unable to get the mask off. Hugo fights against Donella's control and wins. Taking back control of his body and using his 'upgrades' to his advantage. Ulla/Varian is thrown to the wall and then attacks. Hugo is outnumbered and outmatched but then Nuru and Yong step in to help. Yada yada yada, epic battle commences. Nuru and Yong take on Ulla/Varian and Hugo, bloody bleeding and beaten, takes down Donella and collapses. With Donella gone Ulla is free and leaves the library. Varian falls to the ground but sees Hugo who's bleeding out and dying. Yong and Nuru blast their way through rubble to save Hugo. Varian helps Hugo sit up and gives him some magicky alchemical mixture. Hugo and Varian kiss. Nuru and Yong fangirl. Ta da. A horribly written story/headcannon. Hope you liked it.
-MoonMothELF
#vat7k#varian and the 7 kingdoms#hugo rottewangeš#i love them#varian ruddigerš¬#Nuruš#Yongš£š„#Headcannons#I have no ide
Can't wait until I start properly planning vat7k and then suddenly everything will make sense and not be a jumble of plot holes in my brain
What are some of your favorite Hugo headcanons because I love seeing what people think of him
AH ITāS HAPPENING
-i love robotic arm hugo. i think itās an absolutely fantastic concept. however, if that were the case, heād either have to have lost his arm or been born without it. either way, i imagine donella had to do surgery both on his shoulder and his brain to attach it, which gives him phantom pains. varianās noticed that hugo tends to use his human arm for things, but he didnāt put it together until he grabbed hugoās metal wrist a bit too hard and saw him wince.
-heās insecure about his singing voice and usually sings out of key to tick people off, but when he actually tries to singā be it to calm someone down, or serenade varianā it sounds incredible.
-he has worn a dress to smuggle stolen objects in, multiple times. that made him begin to feel introspective before he Noped himself right out of that spiral. (i think heās genderfluid/genderqueer, but heās usually okay with being called he/him when he knows itās someone who would adjust the term if asked.)
-he does Not like bugs. bugs of any kind. even butterflies are pushing it.
-the absolute biggest sap, but all on the inside. varian loves in feelings and gestures, and he does great with words of affirmation, but hugoās mind is like a poetry mill that never stops. if anyone was able to tell what yearning, dramatic thoughts he was thinking, they would never let him hear the end of it.
-he had a celebrity crush on the alchemist of old corona. and eight different conspiracy theories. this is a pretty common hc but i love it.
-attracted to varianās āvillain voiceā. nuru judges him so hard for that.
-a huge love language of his is physical touch, but heās trained himself out of it. fast forward a few years after the events of vat7k, and you will see hugo glomping onto his chosen people.
-horrible at art. he can draw blueprints and schematics, but he cannot draw people. heās only managed to draw his robot mouse by thinking of her as various mechanical parts. he tried to draw himself once at eight and once at nineteen and both drawings look the same.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE ASK š NEVER HESITATE TO SEND THEM
Hugo, I'll lend you gay water but please stop with the dairy.
so someone has a gay river full of gay water and i have a strong suspicion they're giving Hugo some of it
Why do you Anons like making my child sick? Itās just more of a mess for me to deal with than anything.
just for clarification:
disliking parts of the way rapunzelās character was handled in the show =/= disliking her.
movie!rapunzel means a lot to me personally, and i absolutely adore some aspects of her character in the show. i think sheās loving, creative, funny, intelligent, and she tries her best to help the people around her.
if i have a critique with her in the show, itās because i believe that isnāt how sheād behave as someone who went through the events of the movie. or maybe i look at how she acts for one episode of the show, compare it to the foundation theyāve established in an earlier episode, and find that they contrast one another. my criticisms are for the inconsistent or out-of-character writing, not for rapunzel herself. i understand she has flaws; i just wish they were addressed properly and that she didnāt always have to be in the right.
youāre welcome to reblog this if you feel the same way.
disliking parts of the way rapunzelās character was handled in the show =/= disliking rapunzel.
sometimes you gotta write a full-on ghost story reducing the 14-year-old antagonist of the first season of that dumb tangled spin-off show to a vengeful cryptid, because thatās what everyone saw him as
and make said story told by a princess whose state of nonexistence is even more severe than the other fictional Disney princesses
while sitting around a campfire with a well-intentioned 12-year-old pyromaniac, a thief whoās going to betray them, and the exact murderous cryptid sheās unknowingly weaving her tale about.
itās gonna be called āfear is the heart of loveā, and if i ever finish it, iām inflicting the ao3 link upon you.
Almost forgot to post this but a while ago we made clay animals and I chose a raccoon and just turned it into Varian.