FOOD DISCOURSE: Reblog With Ur Opinions On Guacamole, Olives, Mango, Hummus, Tomatoes, And Cannolis

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

dead. but i refused, and i continue to walk the earth

trick or treat!!

aww and what are you supposed to be!!

I Tiresias, though blind, throbbing between two lives…

cannot watch the return of the king without thinking of that bad bootleg with the fucked up subtitles that said “this will be the end of Gender as we know it” instead of “this will be the end of Gondor as we know it”

My hungry ass could never be a construction worker

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

not enough platonic cuddling in this world methinks

every time i go they’re almost empty and i get to sit in the dark w a buddy and snacks

fucking bonkers to me that people watch movies in theaters. you can't control the volume. you can't rewind when you miss something. you can't choose your own subtitles. you can't even pause to use the bathroom??? there's only like 7 movies to choose from????? and you must pay money for this privilege? grotesque. repugnance. act of torture.

what are you guys’ most “tumblr is a website” moments

They can all have alphabet soup with only a’s

Reblog to give an asexual a treat

I already slapped myself in the face. Make sure they all have to do it too, or my suffering will have been in vain

there are so many "if this gets (insert number) notes i'll do something productive/good for me!" but has there ever been one where someone goes

if this gets 10k notes i'll slap myself in the face

i suppose i'm wondering

would people be so eager to reblog if it would cause something slightly unpleasant?

*falls down stairs* haha, what a classic and fun omori reference guys, i’m su- *dies on impact with bottom step*