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HOW’S IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT THE INNOCENT CROCHET TURTLE WHO HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG IS GOING TO BE NAMED AFTER THE MENSTRUAL CYCLE BECAUSE OF ME

ALSO I’M PASSING ON THE MOSS. GET GREENED LOSER I’M TURNING YOU GREEN

First of all, the turtle isn't even mine. Second, why the fuck did you pass the moss onto me. I can't afford to be covered in moss!

I would like to add a few of my own!

Ignore the sheep costume.

PROOF THAT YOU CAN TAKE ANY IMAGE FROM YOUR GALLERY AND MAKE IT INTO A SICK ASS ALBUM COVER WITH JUST ONE PARENTAL ADVISORY STICKER

I'm not saying it was while we were on the Stan'O'War. I'm saying that you would now know how to get there easily.

MR. PINES DID YOU KILL POPE FRANCIS

https://www.tumblr.com/sexyman-contest-2025/781444941384761344/i-have-just-been-informed-that-the-tumblr-sexyman?source=share

I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER (that I do not have)

I INVOKE THE FIFTH

Hi stanford! I am getting into journaling and since you're the author of Gravity Falls' most mysterious journals, I was wondering if you have any tips on how to start one? I don't quite know where to start.

I draw too, your illustrations are stunning!

Hello, and thank you, anonymous stranger! I have been waiting for an ask like this!

To start a journal, you must first decide what you're going to be focusing on. It could be anything from famous art to oddly colored grass clippings. As long as your writing is THOROUGH (as many details as possible), PERSONAL (allowing your own feelings to influence your observations), and RELEVANT (keeping any information written on topic/related to your topic).

Another important part of journalism is making sure your topic interests YOU. Not your peers, but YOURSELF. If you aren't interested in your own journal topic, it will be difficult to find motivation to continue keeping your journal.

That's all I have to say for starting a journal. Feel free to reach out if you have any more questions about journaling.

MOSS ME MY GOOD MAN

You have been mossed. Spread the moss.

Reblog of shame, the original artist is mmairo on Twitter. This person has made their entire blog about stealing art, and uses being "miserable" as an excuse.

As I already told Stanley, I am fine. Playing a drum to get rid of zombie spiders isn't going to be "overexerting".

Hi Grunkle Ford! So remember the ask I sent about getting rid of zombie spiders.... and how I said it wasn't relevant to anything...

Okay so, believe it or not, it actually IS relevant, and Mabel and I were wondering if you would like to come over to California to be part of our drum quartet

Normally, I would be ecstatic at an opportunity such as this! However, due to a health issue (which I can most definitely still function with and does not affect my ability to play drums), Stanley said I'm "not allowed to leave the house unless it's on fire". Of course Mr. Stubborn-as-a-mule is the one to tell me to follow my doctor's orders.

if I were to bite your ear, would I also become moss?

asking for a friend

Most likely. But do not do that. I will simply moss you instead. Congratulations, you are helping the moss spread.

Damn Ford Pines I thought we were good :(

Who is this? I'm good with most people, so if there's a problem here, you would, more likely than not, be the cause.

Keep one and toss the other. We can just call you Nonsmoking from now on.

What is a "Paranormal bottom"?

All you need to know is that I AM NOT ONE. Furthermore, I SHOULD NOT BE CALLED ONE.

I got the name from a nickname generator.