I Very Well Could Come And Help. I'm Skilled In Drumming.

I very well could come and help. I'm skilled in drumming.

Dipper, I read through your conversation with Grunkle Ford. I think we might have to come up with another plan. Maybe we don't actually need four people to play each drum. Maybe we can each just play two ourselves! Might make it a teensy bit hard to play well, but it never said the music had to be perfect.

@mabel-pines-glitter-enthusiast

Yeah, his journal said the three part harmony had to be perfect, but I think we were far from it, so that would work!

Anything to get rid of these spiders...

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I apologize for misgendering Banica. I am not sure what she's from, nor do I know anything about it. As for Shinso, I did not say it was bad for you to like him. I simply am not comfortable rating a minor since I'm an adult.

Side note: cannibalism and kidnapping are hardly reasons to doubt how attractive someone may be.

people are sending you their hear me outs..I don’t have any bad ones so I guess it’s more a simp list?

uhh..

Hitoshi Shinso, Sateriasis venomania, megalomaniac ford, ford gleeful, Banica conchita

Well, the first one is a minor, so I will ignore that.

For Sateriasis and Banica, those are quite literally look like average sword enthusiast lesbians (despite being male), and I must say that you're "based" for that.

Two of those are alternate versions of myself, so again, I will not hear you out.

1 month ago

I HAD TO READ YOUR BIO ROUGHLY 5 TIMES TO REALIZE YOU DID INFACT SELF IDENTIFY AS A MONSTERFUCKER

CARE TO ELABORATE?

There is nothing to elaborate on. You simply lack an understanding of the lengths I am willing to go for the sake of scientific discovery.


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3 weeks ago

He was such a good man, aside from the fact that he was a criminal on the run and spent half of his entire life committing identity fraud 😢

YOURE ALIVEEE

WH- DIDJA THINK I FUCKIN DIED??

Noted. But also funnily enough I do have to say that I’m also married. It’s just to another version of you lol. Anyway, I hope you have a lovely day, Ford. :3 - C.

I hope you have a lovely day as well! Tell the alternate version of me that I said hi.


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2 weeks ago

Your lover is a freak. And I don't even think he'd be insulted by that!

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

2 weeks ago

The things I would do for him (murder, arson, vandalism, theft, breaking and entering, as many violations of the Geneva Convention as I can complete in one life time)

He is just a little guy. He doesn't even know how hard he slays. (Did I use that term right?)

And Why’d They Put Him In Such A Cunty Little Outfit

and why’d they put him in such a cunty little outfit

hear me out: the angel from the amazing digital circus

I have no idea who that is. One moment.

Hear Me Out: The Angel From The Amazing Digital Circus

Hearing you out. Hearing you out so hard my ears are bleeding.


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2 weeks ago

HEY GUYS! I'M MARRIED!!!!!! don't ask who I'm married to.

@the-real-fastestthingalive <3

I don't need to ask. You literally just told me. Is this @the-real-sonic-exe?

Anyways, good for you. You're finally allowed to come to the couple's dinner party hosted all across the multiverse in June. We still haven't figured out the exact date, or who's hosting it this year, but since you're no longer single, you and your spouse can come.


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Can u unmoss me?

And rate this art? (I'm asking everyone lolz)

Can U Unmoss Me?

First of all, no. I will not unmoss you. Second, I would rate that a 8/10. You seem to be very good with drawing positions and expressions, but the line work is a bit shaky. This can be fixed by simply using a thicker pen. But overall, good work!


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Wow. What an insult. I've never heard that before. Truly, I'm hurt.

JUST HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU ' RE A LOSER ! FAGTA ! ( MEANT THREATENINGLY )

Okay, now that language I recognize. Pretty bold words for a man who is married to a man. The pot seems keen on calling the kettle black.

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I have been "greened", whatever that means. It has not yet spread to the rest of my blog, but I am now mossy.The author of 2.5 journals about strange happenings in Gravity Falls. Not in love with an omnipotent demon taking the form of an isosceles triangle. He/Him. I am not obligated to share my sexual orientation, so I will leave it up to your interpretation.Current occupation: professional MonsterfuckerCurrent relationship status: Married No, this is not a "roleplay account". The only role-playing I am interested in is the occasional Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons campaign.

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