Miko Putting Flame Stickers On The Bots, Or Other Heavy Metal Things. Raf Discreetly Putting A Bumblebee

i have to keep my friends from throwing rocks at snakes and trying to pet them. independent my ass, we need eachother.

them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT

biologist:

i am in the 14-17 goop, ty for this.

thank fucking god I'm not 14 anymore

bro, tfp!op being my dad would fix ALL of my problems, I swear-

If Optimus wanted to adopt me, I wouldn’t stop him.

Reblog if you think our OP would be a great dad.

reblog if gay

gonna see how far this goes without any tags.

they taste great, frfr.

Personally, i like marinating them in seawater and adding a bit of garlic to it. You can also put some pineapple on the meat beforehand if you want it extra tender.

then you cut the meat/remove the inedible parts AFTER the cooking process. I find the blood makes it taste better (and you can make a good broth when you combine the bones with it).

then serve on a plate with mashed potatoes, mack n cheese, and a healthy salad.

i'm trying to prove a point to my mom

reblog if you love killing and eating innocent civilians

HAP BITH LEGO MOVIE

You'll never guess what today is.

fred update when?

this is fred, the dot.

fred wants to grow into a beautiful tree, but sadly has no branches

reblog to give fred a branch

i will post fred status updates as he grows

DO NOT DOWNLOAD

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHO IS USING THIS

AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

PROOF IN CASE YOU NEED IT

UPDATE:

I put this in my reblogs but I’m going to attack this to the main post.

TRUMP HIMSELF DIDN’T CHEAT BUT SOMEONE DEFINITELY TAMPERED WITH THE ELECTION RESULTS.

^

Made by the amazing @the-gay-prometheus (genuinely thank you for saying this)