AND HERE IS THE FULL ANIMATIC

…i may have put way too much time into this

When talking with friends. Thanks @thinkanddoodle-batch for this pic and the idea! (X)

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

Angel paps whew

A new bachelor has moved to Pelican Town! Meet  Aziraphale, the angelic dessert-loving doctor!

Features:

Play as four gender-variable Farmer Crowley presets - or romance Aziraphale with your own custom character. You decide! 

Live ineffably-ever-after when you date and marry a literal angel. You can even make an Effort and raise children together.

Aziraphale has his own unique dialogue, gift tastes, disposition, and schedule. Even better: he’s made out of genuine husband material.

The clinic has a new tartan look.

No star-crossed apocalyptic mayhem to worry about! Framed as mortal AU Omens, Aziraphale’s events and cut scenes are sure to please anyone who appreciates fluff and happy endings.

More to love: Aziraphale has seasonal outfits AND an adorably embarrassing aerobics ensemble.

Requirements:

Stardew Valley - 1.3 for PC, Mac, Linux, or Android

SMAPI - 2.11.3

Content Patcher - 1.9.2

Kisekae - 2.1.2

If you’ve never modded Stardew Valley before, don’t worry! It’s easy. For detailed help, visit the wiki here. 

Please check the readme installation instructions in order to enable all the features of this mod. While the majority of features will work automatically, a few files need to be manually placed in order for your gameplay experience to be as ineffable as possible!

Note: This mod swaps out Doctor Harvey for Aziraphale, but fear not, Harvey fans! By default, Harvey will still be available in all non-Crowley save files.

Lastly, if you enjoy this mod, please consider slinging a coffee my way on ko-fi, and HAVE FUN <3

Download Stardew Omens on NexusMods!

Don’t scroll past this. Kylie Armstrong was diagnosed with breast cancer and these small dimples were the only signs. She posted the image on Facebook so everyone knows that “that breast cancer is not always a detectable lump.” Here’s how Kylie is doing today.

(If you’re not sure how to do a self breast exam, instructions can be found at BreastCancer.org.)

Hullo!! :) Do you have a list of really sexy fics? 🙀 Could you recommend some?

anonymous  asked: What’s the sexiest Johnlock Smut you got? (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

AHHHH Lovelies…. please please PLEASE don’t hate me because “sexy” to me means probably something completely different to everyone else… “sexy” is such a personal thing to everyone individually, and I know people don’t like the same things I do. And to me there’s nothing sexier than lingerie XD (and intelligence, but I like boys in lingerie, and I have fics for those LOL) and I’ve been dying to post them and I know no one is ever going to ask me for them, LOL.

In case that’s not your bag, you can also check out these fic lists:

PWP / Smut

Toplock / Bottomlock

Johnlock Body Swap

Trapped and/or Dirty Talk

Sherlock’s Military Kink

Praise Kink

Psychology or Classic Conditioning

Threesomes

Morning Sex (Short Fics)

Rimming

Food Sex

Love y’all! If anyone has any others they can add, PLEASE DO. This includes Red Pants fics and Lingerie of any kind on them :P

LINGERIE / UNDERGARMENTS

See also: My Lingerielock tag which has nice headcanons under it :D

A Study in Lace by KarlyAnne (E, 2,320 w. || Est. Rel., Crafty Sherlock, Tiny Lace Panties / Lingerie, Domestics, Experiments, Oral, Masturbation) – “Why do you suppose he was doing that?” “Why do I suppose who was doing what?” “The room. The lace. The secrecy. He was playing with fire in everything he did, and didn’t care one bit. But he had a secret chamber, carefully concealed, solely for the purpose of making lace lingerie. Obviously for personal use. Why?“ Part 1 of The Unintentional Crafts of Sherlock Holmes

Your love it feels so good by Hotaru_Tomoe (E, 2,843 w. || Gay Club / Gay Bar, Lingerie, Stripping, Anal) – Sherlock is last at a quiz night and is forced by Anderson to perform in a gay stripclub. John must be with him, because he will have to record the performance. Sherlock takes the task very seriously. Part 20 of The English job

Happy anniversary by Salambo06 (E, 3,772 w. || Est. Rel., Vulnerable Sherlock, Wedding Anniversary, Anal, Texting, Lingerie) – John inhaled deeply, feeling his cock pulse under the silk gown, and he let his eyes travel on the lean body in front of him. Sherlock was kneeling on the bed, their bed, and the picture had been taken so John could perfectly see his bare chest and pelvis. But what mattered most, what made John harden rather quickly, was the pair of panties Sherlock was wearing in the picture. Black, string over each hip and laces that outlined Sherlock’s erect cock barely hidden under the soft underwear.

Lingerie by Sexxica (E, 4,135 w. || Valentine’s Day, Lingerie / Women’s Underwear, Mildly Public Masturbation, Picture Texting / Sexting, Bottomlock, Body Worship, Anal Sex / Fingering, Rimming, Orgasm Delay / Denial, Est. Rel.) – It’s Valentines Day and Sherlock is taking John to Angelo’s for dinner. Sherlock also happens to be wearing a garter belt, stockings and a rather small pair of women’s underwear under his clothes. There’s no dessert at Angelo’s because John needs to get Sherlock home just as quickly as he can before they both lose their minds entirely.

Linger by queenoftrivia (E, 4,908 w. || Lingerielock, Fluff and Smut, BJ / HJ, Bottomlock, Dirty Talk) – Sherlock decides to surprise John after a somewhat stressful day at work.

All the Flavours, Cherry and More by cwb (E, 6,274 w. || Est. Rel., Lip Gloss, Lingerie, Birthday Presents, Insecure Sherlock) – Sherlock feels a blush rising to touch his cheeks, more sensual than uncomfortable now that he knows John isn’t disgusted by him. No, John is responding exactly the way he had hoped.

Take My Breath Away by Quesarasara (E, 14,240 w. || Emotional H/C, Angst & Fluff, Toplock, Smut, Lingerie) – Sherlock opens his eyes and looks at his friend—his best friend—and slowly tips his chin down until his forehead rests softly against John’s. They stay that way for a long moment, lips just a whisper apart, warm puffs of air mingling as each of them struggles to breathe. It’s no wonder they ended up here, really, locked in this breathless moment balanced on the cusp of something new. They’ve spent years taking each other’s breath away…

31_Days_of_Porn_Challenge_2017 Series by distantstarlight (E, 96,540 w. across 31 stories || Prompt Ficlets, Assorted Kinks, PWP) – A collection in response to the 31 Days of Porn Challenge issued by AtlinMerrik! Thanks for doing that because this has been buttload of fun (that joke never gets old). All stories will be brief stand-alone one-shots.

The Wedding Garments by cwb (E, 105,390 w. || Alternate Future AU || Alternate First Meeting, Dating / Arranged Marriages, Romance, First Kiss/Time, Heavy Petting, Cuddles, POV Sherlock, Virgin Sherlock, Idiots in Love, Slow Burn / Falling in Love / Dev. Rel., Nervous/Anxious Sherlock, Jealous/Cranky, Hiking, Vacation Homes / Honeymoon, Sherlock’s Family, Horny John/Sherlock, Patient John, Massages, Hand Jobs, Assassination Plots, Hand Jobs / Oral Sex, Case Fic, Emotional Love Making, Bath Time Fun) – This is the story of a young consulting detective who wants nothing to do with marriage and an army doctor who wants to find true love. It’s 2020 post-Brexit England and the British government is encouraging arranged marriages. Candidates meet through state-run agencies and date in hopes of finding love (and tax benefits). Sherlock doesn’t need or want a spouse, at least not until John Watson shows up. Hesitant to give in to his more carnal urges because of the way they derail his mind, how will Sherlock progress toward the more intimate aspects of a relationship? The answer lies in a very special wedding gift.

Papyrus: Here are two pictures. One of them is your room, and the other is the garbage dump. Can you tell which is which?

Sans: *pointing at a picture* that one is the dump

Papyrus: THEY’RE BOTH YOUR ROOM!

INSOMNIA

-BEGINNING-

pgs. 212-214

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Cherish this skeleton.