Hey I got u
One million users and here am I talking to myself
In the past I have some regrets. In the present also I have some regrets. In the future also I will have some regrets.
Because this is not an avenger movie.
Internet banking is just dealing with programming instead of actual people who judge u on how much less money u r depositing.
βcan we have pizza?βΒ
βyeah sure just get it out the freezerβ
Who saw a pineapple and thought that it was an apple with pines?
My cat whenever it decides to sleep on my lap.
Y'all motherfuckers on Instagram need to stop posting posts with moaning porn noises.
Seriously none of us accept that we are scrolling down a video of spongebob and Patrick while unmuted and I hear a woman moaning in front of my family.
Fuck y'all.
I can't fucking hear the 22hz frequency in a silent roommmmmm.........
The internet:- u r more likely to be depressed if u eat
a lot.
Me (sipping my 44th drink ):- that's deep bruh
good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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