In The Past I Have Some Regrets. In The Present Also I Have Some Regrets. In The Future Also I Will Have
In the past I have some regrets. In the present also I have some regrets. In the future also I will have some regrets.
Because this is not an avenger movie.
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Hey guys do u realise if I throw a ball standing on the equator in the West side and someone standing on the exact opposite side of the earth throws the ball in the opposite direction , technically we both are slowing down the rotation of earth.
Man if I had any money.
Big app companies like Instagram, Snapchat, WhatsApp :- Hey guys what are ur suggestions on updates of our current app????
People:- Uhhhhhh u could make ur current features more stable and smoother???
Companies:- Change our entire app???? Ok we'll do that.
A bug gets inside my ear
My mother (when I put a q tip inside my ear):- what are u doing???
Me:- I am debugging myself mom.
Sickest burn
Just overheard a conversation between a professor and a boy.
Professor (laughing):- These hollow pipes are used for blowing air.
Boy :- And mine is used for blowjobs.
Professor :- It is so sad that ur mother didn't do that job correctly otherwise you wouldn't be here.
Burn.
Do u ever just put on a loose shirt and it does that wiggly jiggly thing whenever u move ur hands??????
The internet:- u r more likely to be depressed if u eat
a lot.
Me (sipping my 44th drink ):- that's deep bruh
good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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