Sickest Burn
Sickest burn
Just overheard a conversation between a professor and a boy.
Professor (laughing):- These hollow pipes are used for blowing air.
Boy :- And mine is used for blowjobs.
Professor :- It is so sad that ur mother didn't do that job correctly otherwise you wouldn't be here.
Burn.
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Have you ever seen a post so weird yet u can still relate????
Big app companies like Instagram, Snapchat, WhatsApp :- Hey guys what are ur suggestions on updates of our current app????
People:- Uhhhhhh u could make ur current features more stable and smoother???
Companies:- Change our entire app???? Ok we'll do that.
If u ever look at the balls of other animals pretty sure u r gay......
my parents aren’t teaching me life lessons.
#i need some adults to TEACH ME SHIT ABOUT LIFE
Me to myself:- listen to this motherfucker.
If you’re proposing and don’t already know the answer is yes, then you shouldn’t be proposing
Y'all motherfuckers on Instagram need to stop posting posts with moaning porn noises.
Seriously none of us accept that we are scrolling down a video of spongebob and Patrick while unmuted and I hear a woman moaning in front of my family.
Fuck y'all.
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good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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