Me To Myself:- Listen To This Motherfucker.
Me to myself:- listen to this motherfucker.
If you’re proposing and don’t already know the answer is yes, then you shouldn’t be proposing
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Why does it look like that the guinea pig is pissing in the galaxy?????
Grammar Difficulty Level By Country
Do u ever just like phase out and like lay there doing nothing thinking about how did someone designed spoons
Today I was going downhill a street and a crow's ass started laughin at me "hahaha u virgin ass" so I grabbed him and started fuckng him. After our crowy lovemaking he looked at me said " I am a guy dude" and I was startled. The crow laughing again said back to me "hahaha motherfucker u gay" .
So I am now fucking his crow wife.
How's ur night going fellas???
Do u ever just put on a loose shirt and it does that wiggly jiggly thing whenever u move ur hands??????
Also we can only use about half of the total power of my senses. There are people who could use echolocation and fucking hear every single word in a room full of people.If we could utilize the total power of each of our senses we could be superhuman. But the only thing stopping me from becoming a fucking superhuman is that I am too lazy to get off Tumblr...
Ok listen closely.Humans can be fucking superheroes……..y? See our fucking mind utilises 10% of its full power - this is a fucking myth but I think so what they meant was humans can only control 10% of our body .I can’t fucking control their heartbeat and if I could possibly scale the highest peaks and deepest oceans. If I could control my fucking fat percentage i could eat a lot of burgers and pizzas and fucking walk around the entire Sahara desert. What the myth was that I could only control 10% of my body and if we could control the other 90% u know the entire world would be the flash.
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If schools taught us programming languages instead of Spanish,French,German languages I'd be fucking millionaire right now.
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good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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