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7 years ago

Y'all motherfuckers on Instagram need to stop posting posts with moaning porn noises.

Seriously none of us accept that we are scrolling down a video of spongebob and Patrick while unmuted and I hear a woman moaning in front of my family.

Fuck y'all.


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7 years ago

What.

What if whenever u disturb a flock of birds when they are eating something on the ground and they start chirping loudly , what if all of them are saying 'fuck u' 'fuck u' ,fuck u , fuck u in their own language?????


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7 years ago

Last night I saw a kid sitting in a corner crying.

I asked him what happened. He told me he didn't want to study and it was difficult and finals were approaching.

After that my parents caught the kid crying along with me.


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7 years ago

WHAT.

WHAT IF the male version of amazon alexa would be called as Alexis.


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7 years ago

Do u think female dogs or cats or animals have male animals of their species in their friendzone.

Like imagine a dog saying

Hey I have been with u since a while now, wanna fuck???

Bitch:- Gary I see u as a friend and our relationship is over now.


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7 years ago

Big app companies like Instagram, Snapchat, WhatsApp :- Hey guys what are ur suggestions on updates of our current app????

People:- Uhhhhhh u could make ur current features more stable and smoother???

Companies:- Change our entire app???? Ok we'll do that.


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7 years ago

Sickest burn

Just overheard a conversation between a professor and a boy.

Professor (laughing):- These hollow pipes are used for blowing air.

Boy :- And mine is used for blowjobs.

Professor :- It is so sad that ur mother didn't do that job correctly otherwise you wouldn't be here.

Burn.


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7 years ago

Girl can I hang on ur ceiling coz I am ur biggest fan...


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7 years ago
Pickup Line That I May Use One Day On Girls

Pickup line that I may use one day on girls

I hope I am not wong about ur cuteness.

girls please provide ur opinion


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