WHAT.

WHAT.

WHAT IF the male version of amazon alexa would be called as Alexis.

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7 years ago

I meant to write my phone memory but ya my brain is also full of cat pics.

90% of my memory is cat pics.


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7 years ago

For those who don't understand the joke.

For Those Who Don't Understand The Joke.

Crab talking to oyster (at their family dining table):- give me the food.

Crab:- no.

Crab:- Why?

Oyster:- because I am shellfish.

Crab:- me too bitch give me the fucking food.


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7 years ago
Are U Fucking Kidding Me?

Are u fucking kidding me?

The infinity gauntlet would make a good jewellery gift


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7 years ago

Crab talking to oyster (at their family dining table):- give me the food.

Crab:- no.

Crab:- Why?

Oyster:- because I am shellfish.

Crab:- me too bitch give me the fucking food.


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7 years ago
If There Was Only Other Word For Begin In Past Tense

If there was only other word for begin in past tense


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7 years ago

What if air could travel faster than sounds and we could first smell fart and then their voice of farting.


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7 years ago

The internet:- u r more likely to be depressed if u eat

a lot.

Me (sipping my 44th drink ):- that's deep bruh


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7 years ago

Imagine if spiders had wheels instead of legs and they would use them to slide down buildings.

Whooooosshhhh there goes spidey John with his usual test drive.


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