What If Illuminati Is Working With Cia..???

Y'all post some celebrity birthday on yo dash like ya expecting them to pop in ya dms saying "hey there Delilah thanks for the wishes,but ya choosing my photo wrong"

Please devour the processed human energy system byproducts and eat shit have the same meaning.

Sometimes girls have a face that God had to craft with 8 of her angels working at million dollars per hour and sculpting her face so neatly that they had to use a fucking microscope and had to light the fucking heaven on fire for lighting up her face

And here i sit crying look at that face

A cold water swimming pool and u have enough salt in it that u are floating and sitting on top of the water easily and read and u have the best lighting in the entire world with music and snacks.

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

So If I clone myself will the clone be remembering the basic languages i had learnt and basically eat sit or write like me or he has to start from square one????

What.

What if whenever u disturb a flock of birds when they are eating something on the ground and they start chirping loudly , what if all of them are saying 'fuck u' 'fuck u' ,fuck u , fuck u in their own language?????

Do u think that we could invent a device operated with batteries which could like toast a bread between our hands when we hold it. Like I would hold the bread between my toaster gloves and somehow switch on the toaster glove and boom a toaster bread

This is exactly we enjoy making forts with our pillows and also love being in a closed tent.

Fuck me.

Holy shit

Holy fucking shit. The reason we avoid the lines when walking on the road is because we share the same genes with cats and therefore also like fucking spacial boundaries.

Basically we all are cats in other form.

Sickest burn

Just overheard a conversation between a professor and a boy.

Professor (laughing):- These hollow pipes are used for blowing air.

Boy :- And mine is used for blowjobs.

Professor :- It is so sad that ur mother didn't do that job correctly otherwise you wouldn't be here.

Burn.

Fellas is it gay to watch soccer .i mean u r totally seeing 22 guys play with ball..