When I get older with lots of money I want to build a house with the shape of a pineapple and I want to build huge trees which trace out the letter 'c'
And I am going to call myself spongebob
I can't fucking hear the 22hz frequency in a silent roommmmmm.........
My cat whenever it decides to sleep on my lap.
The only difference between Ellen and Instagram is the number of viewers.
Parents in 2018 (teaching their child): no don't click that video ,that is a clickbait my son.
This is exactly we enjoy making forts with our pillows and also love being in a closed tent.
Fuck me.
Holy fucking shit. The reason we avoid the lines when walking on the road is because we share the same genes with cats and therefore also like fucking spacial boundaries.
Basically we all are cats in other form.
Years from now cats will dig to ur grave and extract the crude oil formed from ur skeleton
Actually that'll revive my stress
So Tumblr showed me this ad .
Seriously wtf.
I am done.
I am done.
good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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