Basic Anime Girl: *sigh* I’m Not As Pretty As My Sister (｡•́ ‸ •̀｡)

To remove ads .........

Sleeping is like a free trial for death, but with ads

Fellas is it gay to watch soccer .i mean u r totally seeing 22 guys play with ball..

Me after I get a job

Friend (flexing on me ):- I have a job at a world automotive leader jaguar with a pay u can't even imagine. My company is so big that I have to take cabs to exit. We build the biggest cars and are world leaders.

Me:- listen up fuckdick I have a job at a company which is so bigger than urs than u can even imagine, whenever people visit me they are happier than a new born potato and are daily willing to visit me.

Friend:- cool which company do u work for?

Me:- MacDonalds

Life tip

Even If u live ur life 'yolo' all the time it's not worthy to get diabetes

So If I clone myself will the clone be remembering the basic languages i had learnt and basically eat sit or write like me or he has to start from square one????

It's 2018 why the fuck songs don't have sequels?????????????????

My cat whenever it decides to sleep on my lap.

I need a ad-block in real life.

Do u think that we could invent a device operated with batteries which could like toast a bread between our hands when we hold it. Like I would hold the bread between my toaster gloves and somehow switch on the toaster glove and boom a toaster bread

I think the reason why cats are always around u is because they see themselves as an alpha of their pack and want to just protect u and the reason they get aggressive sometimes is because they have sensed some danger and wants to warn their idiot hooman