Shut up about the curse
You thought the prank wars were over but you were wrong.
Mina: Will you quit?
Sero, with a long suffering sigh: What now?
Kaminari, gleefully pointing to a sheep: Fluffy horse with long ears.
Mina: He’s intentionally misidentifying creators to annoy me.
Kaminari, pointing to dark shadow: What a weird dog.
Iida after Midoriya injures himself again: this is why we can’t have nice things
Midoriya: Iida you are a great friend but if I here that phrase from you again I will slam your head into a wall.
Already have, they’re called followers and they do this thing of liking the things I made for me and my friends alone.
You made a post on Tumblr.com and now you must face the consequences
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Could not sleep due to wing thoughts last night, so here you go
Note: I’m working off the assumption the wing base goes from the shoulder blade to a little above where your ribs end. Also that wings are about three times your height in length, so you can’t really pull things over them.
Washing - Wings are very difficult to wash on your own, often family, lovers, or even close friends will help each other wash wings. There are devices to wash your wings on your own, but it’s more difficult and it’s considered better for others to do it.
Bras- The most common has a central back strap and hooks to the sides under the wings, with two straps in the front. Doctors don’t recommend since the do put pressure on the back of the neck. 2nd best is basically a corset. Worst is middle strap that uses the neck for support with a triangle piece in the front since it puts a lot of weight on the neck. Also hooks to the side and possibly on the neck.
Shirts- Tend to button/zip/etc. under the wings for pullovers. Button-ups and jackets tend to button over the wings.
Medical - Wings braced with rods attached to back piece, attachment to back piece and wing joint piece in rod have adjustable angles to keep correct wing shape. Back braces have wing slits from the top and buckle at the sides to put on, slightly uncomfortable and working on being improved. Sometimes feathers must be plucked to bandage wounds, hurts the same way waxing hair does just larger scale. Shed and grow the same way as hair.
Growing up - Children have down that turns to flight feathers during puberty. Controversy about schools teaching flight, considered “too dangerous” and “a parent’s job”.
Flying laws - A combo of driving and air traffic laws. Air tech invented a lot earlier. Airplanes are a lot like cars, they fly higher than people due to regulations. Commercial fly highest because of pressurized cabins. There are different landing zones for people and planes, advised to stay far away from opposing landing zones.
There’s still a lot of ground transport since flying is a lot of work and airplanes require a lot of fuel. I minute of flying with gliding is the same as a one minute jog, flying takes a lot of stamina. Flying is also seen as more risky than ground transport since there is a higher chance of injury.
Sero: Being the responsible one is so funny. There are definitely people more responsible than me but they would rather have a decent life than care for a bunch of goblins so it's just a bunch of feral gremlins cared for by a slightly less feral gremlin.
I'll get several notes in a short amount of time and go "wow this post is really blowing up huh" and then I'll check the post and it'll have 6 notes
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-A post from my dog (I discovered her paw works on my phone keyboard)
Mina: I’m the single friend that gives out romantic advice but will never have a relationship.
Kaminari: I’ve never seen you try for a relationship?
Mina: No, I’m fine being single, it’s just kinda ironic, innit?
Wanna buy some gender? We got half genders, whole genders, genders across the spectrum, and genders not even known to humans yet.
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