Tumblr Discourse After 13 Years On This Fucking Website

The people (my mother) hate me for my weird cat-like ways of showing affection and the crimes against humanity

Response to homophobia 3

Homophobe: God hates the gays!

Kaminari: If he keeps my boyfriend out of heaven he’s going to have a lot to answer for.

If a girl feels uncomfortable hanging out with you alone, and you get so offended by that, it makes you angry, she probably made the right choice.

Death, pounding at my door: IT’S ALLERGY SEASON, GIRLKISSER

Me, taking as many allergy meds as I can without killing myself, armed with a box of tissues: YOU’RE STILL NOT TAKING MY SOUL!

The narrator that lives in my brain: She would in fact not die, but she would sound like it every time she coughed.

I won <3

Sometimes Tumblr gives you the option to boop people and now you and your friend are at war spamming each other’s boop buttons and notifications

(@whateverwhocares6)

Kaminari: I can get away with saying almost anything because it’s all considered a joke.

Kaminari: One time I yelled that Endeavour was a prime example of hero brutality and though we shouldn’t hate heroes something needs to be done about the brutality

Kaminari: Todoroki laughed.

This is what I get for making artist friends. You will just draw my silly ideas.

your fave wearing either long nails (to suffer with me) or sword earrings (I have some and they rule)

Bonus:

how fitting

Things that happened today

Friend A: SO apparently Chinese mythology has mpreg

Friend B: Ain’t that an image format?

Me: JPEG?!?!?

Bonus:

Friend B: Mythology is just really old fanfiction

I'll get several notes in a short amount of time and go "wow this post is really blowing up huh" and then I'll check the post and it'll have 6 notes

Kaminari as That One Post I Saw

Kaminari: Bad news, Aizawa locked us out of the gym and left his keys in there

Kaminari: Good news, we don't have to wait for one of the other teachers to let us in.

Kaminari: Bad news, Aizawa is concerned why I know how to pick locks. I can't bear to explain how eight year old me thought it was a good way to get friends

Kaminari: Good news, a cute girl saw me do it and might think it's cool

Kaminari: Bad news, it's Jirou, she's a lesbian, and she's seen me fall out a tree after I short circuited, cry because a deer was too small, and knows I can ride a unicycle.