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being interested in serial killers and their motives and what drove them to kill but understanding that they were awful people who did awful things and not normalizing/romanticizing them

romanticizing/being attracted to/admiring/shipping serial killers

this is a angsty goth teen!danny appreciation gifset [x]

Danny: I meant to ask you, because you just kinda did the voice. Was that crab that goes "FUCKYOURFATHER, FUCKYOURFATHER," was that FROM something or was that just randomly generated?

Arin: Nah I just made it up.

Danny: I love you. I love your fucking brain.

Ok but guys what if Luka shows up during an akuma attack and saves mari like mari is in danger and chat sees he’s about to go save her only to see that at the last moment some guy he doesn’t know just picks mari up saves her from the akuma and he just stands there like ‘who the fuck just ran off with my princess like that ONLY I CAN CARRY MARI LIKE THAT WHAT THE FUCK MAN’ and completely forgets about the akuma and goes tracks down who the hell just ran off with mari because he’s marinette’s knight in shinning leather not whoever this guy is and that’s how Adrien meets Luka and they become rivals for mari’s affection

Childhood cartoon Crushes

You Are Not In Love With A Cartoon Lion You Are Not In Love With A Cartoon Lion You Are Not In Love With A Cartoon Lion You Are Not In Love With A Cartoon Lion You Are Not In Love With A Cartoon Lion

You Are Not In Love With A Cartoon Lion!!!

Come here, darling… and let daddy show you how it’s done.

oversharing time #2

my sexuality: JD reaching into his shirt pocket for cigarettes

JD Headcanons

He was born in Ohio, just a larger city in Ohio.

They moved to Texas before he started school. 

As a kid before his mom died he was very active; running, jumping, climbing on trees and all that. He was speedy and hard to catch. But since he was very animated/loud a lot of kids were intimidated by him and he didn’t have too many close friends.

One of his fav activities with his mom was reading with her, she’d read to him and give him things to read. At a young age he was already at a pretty advanced reading level

His mom died when he was 10; at which point he became much quieter and closed off. 

After she died was when he started moving around, before then they’d been more or less stationary because JD could be left at home with his mom while his dad went off on business 

His relationship with his father is forged mostly out of severe neglect. His father wasn’t close to him as a kid- and then once his mom was dead then he had to raise him he didn’t know how to treat a kid. He raised JD based on the assumption that he was older than he actually was which put a lot of undue responsibility on him. 

Since his dad was never outright physically violent, if JD had lived it would have been a long time until he realized just how terrible he was to him. ((”Do you like your father” “I never gave the matter much thought”))

Due to moving as much as he did all through middle school and high school he didn’t have any friends. Kids made fun of him and bullied him until he learned to fight back at which point they left him alone.

Tired of being called into the principles office about it, his dad tried to enroll him in some martial arts classes. Since he wasn’t at a school long enough to actually join a team (where he’d likely do track)

Knows how to steal small things like candy easily.

He like pets, but can’t really have one due to moving save for a hamster which he  named Salinger. 

It wasn’t until Sherwood that they actually bought a house, before then it was mostly long term hotels. Sometimes with 2 rooms so he’d get his own, but usually his dad would have a room and he’d be on the pullout couch in the “living room” with a majority of their stuff in storage. 

He has severe depression, used self harm as an outlet for his anger starting around when he was 15 which is when he started wearing the trench coat. His father never noticed - just like he never noticed with his wife.

He would not have killed if the thing with Chandler hadn’t happened. It sent him on a spiral that he couldn’t come out of. Her death was an accident he expected her just to get really sick from. 

Thanksgiving Dinner

Moxxie: Thank you Millie for making this dinner

Millie: Aww sweetie, you’re welcome!

Blitzo: It tastes like ass

Loona: You taste like ass.

Blitzo: Honey you need to have manners, your mother and I don’t approve of this behavior

Loona: *pointing at the rag doll with makeup on sitting next to Blitzo* THATS A FUCKING DOLL NOT MY MOM

Blitzo: *covering its ears* how dare you insult your mother like that!! It’s ok Jane, it’s ok... don’t listen to the mean dog

Loona: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE FUCKING SHIT-

Angel Dust: Man, blowjobs sure are a mouthful.

Cherri Bomb: That pun was hard for me to swallow.

Sir Pentious: Uh....penis.

Angel Dust: Thanks for your contribution.

alastor: one of the most powerful demons in hell, has killed several people, very dangerous and manipulative

me: babie

Things I wanna see in the Hazbin Hotel series:

Everyone's (excluding Charlie) backstory

What happened to Vaggie and Angel's left eyes (as for Angel I wanna think he used to be heterochromic but if not, how?)

Charlie pinching Alastor's cheeks in return

Angel possibly being the one to show Vaggie that she can slowly trust men again

More of Angel's soft side

Alastor's deer tail ( please )

If Sir Pent's hat is like...his conjoined twin who died alongside him or what

What Alastor's human ethnicity was (accdg to rumors I heard he's mixed so I'm excited for this)

How does aging work in Hell

A crossover between Helluva and Hazbin

Ocassional episodes that center around their human lives like a mini side story thing

An episode circling around Angel's family

Alastor vs Charlie's ex

Husk being able to love again after the hotel staff rubs off on him (but he doesnt rlly wanna admit it)

Sir Pent duking it out with Angel's dad and end up adopting Angel

Who was the first demon born in Hell and did they just magically appear or some shit?

an episode that hopefully has Charlie seeing the human world for the first time

what Vivzie's got in store for us regarding Heaven

Flashback episode with the Magne Family

Charlie finally losing it and ends up doing smthng she wouldnt normally do since she hates negativity

Killjoy actually being broken inside and has to keep up this facade for obvious reasons

Charlie bringing a dog into the hotel which imprints on Alastor

Vaggie and Angel's relationship improving over time from frenemies to friends/sibling like bond

More of Alastor and Angel shenanigans

Angel Dust bringing in Fat Nuggets

An episode where human Alastor tries his moms jambalaya for the first time

lots of angst (i can feel it)

Alastor finally being able to finish his reprise

Angel getting a song (if yallve watched the Hunicast streams yall know what Im talking abt)

Husk purring

Mire of Angel and Cherri beong partners in crime

Niffty and Husk bonding

More songs

The backstory of the hotel, like did it used to be Charlie's summer home or something cus they never bothered cleaning it before turning it into a hotel

Aaaaand thats abt it for me feel free to add if Im missing anything

A wonderful combination would be Alastor and Charlie singing their duet as the Phantom of the Opera and Christine, while their combined magical power dances in swirls around them, flaming music note symbols and violin keys everywhere. 

Michael, drinking two slushies at once: ‘sup

J.D: *pulls a slushy out of nowhere* ah, I see you are a man of culture as well

Yall really are sleeping on the girl loona

Look at her!

Charlie: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Angel Dust: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Husk: Tackle him.

Vaggie: Dump him.

Nifty: Kick him in the shin.

Alastor: DEAR,JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN???

joke from discord thats Most Likely been Told Already 

you: hey

me: *turns around and accidentally hits you with my comically long plague doctor mask* what

Dean: my world shattered in an instant

Dean: I can see it. The light shone in front of me. I can see it. Yes, I can already see the beauty of the other side

Sam: Dean, just because I ate your pie doesn’t mean you’re dying

Dean: Sam? Is that you? The only last thing I can say to you is... fuck you

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I LOVE BROKEBACK DESTIEL

Baby goat tail wiggles

Dan Avidan things to appreciate

that little squeaking sound he makes when he laughs too hard 

his sneezes 

when he whistles 

cHeSt HaiR  

the way his shirt rides up when he lays down

his bouncy curls

THE LEATHER JACKET 

his glasses 

when he wears the Danny Sexbang costume and you can see the bulge

his smile 

when he sometimes sticks his tongue out 

when his hair flows in the wind 

the faces he makes when he lip-syncs to his favorite songs 

the little gray hairs in his beard 

his chin 

JAWLINE

giant thumbs/fingers/hands (all of them)

PONYTAIL 

literally not being able to see his eyes because of his hair

LIPS 

his love for football 

mirror selfies 

ARMS 

the way he moves his hips when he dances

when he talks about memes he likes 

his pronunciations of certain words

HIM!!! 

Feel free to add more as you please, let’s keep the list going!

am i funny yet?

Destiel edits :sad, beautiful, make you cry

Sabriel edits: BUBBLEGUM BITCH

me looking in the mirror: what’s up you anxious bisexual fuck

i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying