Obi Wan: I Cannot Let My Feelings About Satine And Her Death Cloud My Judgement!

Here’s a Clone Wars actors AU, I guess. It’s still in the world of Star Wars, so the aliens are real, but the war and the Jedi and Sith are made up.

Palpatine is the producer and main writer/ director

I don’t have an explication for the clones, but I didn’t want them to be a CGI army so the boys are all here.

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Part 3 here

Part 4 here

Part 5 here

Part 6 here

Part 7 here

So cute

Castiel: What are you looking for?

Gabriel: My will to live

Lucifer: What?

[Sam walks in]

Gabriel: Oh, there it is.

𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗼𝗿

Okay sorry for just butting in here, but wow you two are being so incredible just bouncing off off each other? It’s so inspiring honestly! All of these ideas are so incredible! A lightsaber that communicatesike that? Anakin Bein an eldritch force entity? Those two ion particular are things that I’ve never seen before in fan fiction and it just amazes me! I hope you don’t mind me asking questions: How much time passes between Ilum and Jango and Obi-Wan meeting? Do you think that maybe Obi-Wan will eventually take on a Padawan (and maybe raise them as a Mandalorians Jedi), like after the whole Maul thing? And could it maybe be ahsoka? Also, since Dooku is around more and the other Jedi seem to be more involved in their lives could maybe someone, maybe Dooku, notice why the feck this slimy old Senator is involved so much into a minors live? And they start to investigate Palps (maybe while Obi is busy on Mandalore with Maul) for pedophilia and notice weird comm messages that can be traced to maul or Vizla maybe and OH. On a completely other note, what about the clones? Didn’t the caminoans start around the time Naboo happened? Or was that later?

Again, sorry for butting in, but I couldn’t help it.

I WAS THE ONE WHO SENT IN OBI AND HIS OWN DARKSABER AND OML YOU DELIVERED. I am in loveeeeeee and I love you for writing it so well. Like this has been on my mind as an idea for ages. I am going to cry over this now bc it’s so good and I need more😭😭

HI LOVELY I’M SO HAPPY YOU FELT COMFORTABLE TO GO OFF ANON! No joke, I get a lil smile when I see you interacting with my blog, and I’m really really happy with how your fill came out and i’m so glad you enjoyed it so much. 

I certainly have some ideas of where I could take it, including but not limited to Obi teaming up with Dooku after he’s knighted, as both the first Jedi to kill a Sith in a millennium and the second person to ever make a darksaber (he fondly refers to his as Dha), and Dooku is thereby convinced to stay with the Order. Which of course changes everything about the war, and I just love Yan Dooku for absolutely no reason, and Qui-Gon actually does pretty alright in training Anakin, but it’s a good thing he has both his brother padawan and his grandmaster to help out because BOI does Qui still have issues. Quinlan is jealous of Obi’s saber. Jango is across the galaxy getting dreams of a Jedi’s life and is p pissed they spend so much time around the man that led the attack on Galidraan, but it humanises him too. 

If king Harrow really in pips body is, is he then going to reign Katolis as a bird?

Imagine a bird sitting on the throne and Ezran working as translator. (Yes this is a shitpost)

Am I the only one who always has to grin/snort when I see that image? It's so funny to me I don't really know. XD

The statements "burying your gays is defined as when a gay character is specifically killed off for the sake of being killed off and given much less prominence than any cishet character deaths, Cinta’s death was afforded just as much weight as Brasso’s (and we know that the point is most of the main cast aren’t going to survive)” and "it was still really fuckin upsetting as an audience to watch Cinta just die after finally getting an onscreen kiss" can and should coexist

Endgame spoilers

Why do I feel like the gathering of all the badass females in the end battle is a tribute to Natasha? It's so great to see all this and how they all collectively protect Peter and the gauntlet and I want a movie with all of them.

Natascha deserved it that they show her funeral and all she got was a short mourning scene and a few words, they better remember her forever.

We all need this in our life

im very grateful for the lessons in photography i was taught in stop motion class because just now they made it possible to photograph the stars with my phone in spite of the camera usually not detecting the light of stars because theyre so dim,,,, enjoy these shiny motherfuckers

Ohhhh shit what a clusterfuck (in a good and intriguing way) wow I’m so hyped for this! I don’t know how you’re gonna end this and I’m not gonna ask because spoiler but please, please don’t kill them! I can see the angst potential where anakin is so sure that he is protecting obi wan in killing Jango and that seems like a lot of drama and even imagining it I am breaking my own heart, wow. (I’m not saying I wouldn’t read that too because I totally would but I’m already ready to cry at the thought of it) I just- have I told you that I love this au? Because I love this au. And I love seeing people brainstorm like this! Just. Yes.

@1elysium​ the dha kar’ta post was super heckin long, so i thought i’d answer you over here!

i can’t speak for fiori, but i’m so glad you’re enjoying it!! this au already means a lot to me, and the support for it so quickly has been amazing, both on here and ao3. I’m thinking between two and three years between Illum and Jango meeting them! i need time for Obi to build a relationship with Dooku and Anakin, and Dha lol. 

i haven’t given much thought to Obi taking a padawan, because i haven’t solidified my wants for the clones just yet. you’re right, they started them right about the time of the invasion of Naboo, but since Dooku was the one to orchestrate getting Jango involved, i don’t see that happening in this ‘verse. which breaks my feckin heart cause i LOVE the clones and Boba and i definitely implied in the force visions that Boba was a possibility, but i can’t figure out how to make it work 😭if Obi were to take a padawan, ahsoka is definitely a possibility, but savage has also crossed my mind. but yes he would absolutely raise them as Mando’ade Jedi. 

as for Dooku being involved with Palps, i’ve actually been thinking about that! i think he’s suspicious yes, but that’s the thing about a sith lord, he can warp people’s perceptions of him and his actions, and he has a lot of power that the council is beholden to, and Dooku IS a little busy trying to keep his other dumbass grandson alive. so while he’s still with the order, he’s off planet a LOT even before Jango searches them out.

now, that being said, Anakin is an eldritch force vessel in this, which he was not in the canon timeline. the force is semi-sentient and endless and exists on multiple layers of spice-time and is basically fucking canon in an attempt to keep Obi-Wan alive. which means it can’t allow Anakin to fall. which means Palps has less icky fingers in Anakin’s brain and while Anakin might not be totally aware of his status as a vessel, he knows to trust the force because on Tatooine, that’s all he had. i’ll save my other thoughts for the actual fic, but while Palps does manipulate Anakin to an extent, he doesn’t have nearly as strong a foothold.

and @theclonewarsbrokeme​ because this story is your baby too