My Fate Is Up To Me And Not The Heavens

I don’t miss scrolling through tiktok. My mind is wonderfully blank. I have no idea what’s going on over there. I’m playing so much more minecraft and dancing alone in my room much more often.

All of those are brilliant.

Standalone Fics - Jen (ConsultingWriters)

This is a masterpost of all my standalone fics from the last three years! Am taking the liberty of reposting, as my posts have not been showing up for many people in fandom tags (which I’ve now fixed). Ratings and warnings vary.

Thank you so much, everybody who has been supporting me for these three years.

SO! In descending order of popularity…

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Remember Me

Summary: Bond has lost his memory. Q has lost his love.

“What have I forgotten?” Bond asked; Q watched him, trying to find the James he knew.

“Nothing that you won’t work out on your own, if it’s really important,” Q said carefully, before returning every fraction of his attention to the computer in front of him.

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A Programmer in Q-Branch

His name was Oliver, he was a programmer in Q branch, he had no access to classified files…

Sherlock Holmes is contacted by his elder brother. The Quartermaster of MI6 has been abducted, and Mycroft is insistent that Sherlock finds him. Sherlock, John, and a rather overzealous 00 agent, attempt to find him before Q shatters.

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Beautiful Broken Creatures

Q is a hooker. James Bond is in love.

The boy is sharp in all of the right places. His spine is bent in an entrancing curve, leant against the lamp-post, shadows pooling in the indented hollows of his face. He is too-pale, the flush high on his cheekbones from the cold, lips bitten so they retain a deep fuchsia stain.

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The Art of Ownership

Q is Bond’s Omega, and happily so; Omegas live in a dangerous world, however. Ownership can be won and lost far too easily.

Every Omega’s greatest fear: to be claimed, and forgotten. To belong entirely to somebody else, but cease to matter.

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The Battlefield

Every year, MI6 goes through the single most stressful, highly-anticipated, important event in their calendar.

The inter-departmental paintball fight.

There was only one rule: no lasting physical harm. Beyond that, everybody went quite categorically insane over the entire affair.

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Identity

Q, the Quartermaster of MI6, has dissociative identity disorder.

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FAO: Q-branch

Christmas is a catalyst for relationships, including the rather tempestuous one between 007 and Q.

I appreciate that it is a few short weeks away from Christmas. However, the next person who attempts to place mistletoe in my general vicinity will find their equipment mutilated by viruses which will mysteriously survive any and all attempts to be removed, and will probably outlive your grandchildren.

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The Issues of Dating a Holmes

John and Sherlock go on a double date with Q and Bond. Which really, was one of the worst ideas anybody had ever come up with in recorded history.

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Confined Spaces

The recording light of the camera remains steady, constant, and Q conducts conversations with empty air.

His voice is a thin rasp. “I don’t know if you can hear this, but I think you probably can,” he muses. His throat hurts. “If it’s just going back to Chris then fine, but if you’re there, then hi.”

Q manages a small, fragile smile that doesn’t come near his eyes.

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Blood and Salt

Q has lung cancer.

Never had he needed to watch anybody die like this.

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First Name Terms

Bond could count the number of times Q called him by his first name on the fingers of one hand.

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The Fandom has Attacked

The James Bond initiative had been created as a way of romanticising MI6. Turning failed missions into myths. Keeping ‘James Bond’ a figurehead - an idea, not a person. The legacy of MI6 without the reality.

The Skyfall incident was made into a film. And now, Q has discovered something… rather frightening.

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Trigger

Q fakes his own suicide, and a devastated Bond needs to understand why.

Loving Q had been water in a storm; too much. Bond had drowned in it, more willingly than he wanted to admit, dying in Q, with Q, knowing Q was drowning with him, neither wanting to go.

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Young and Beautiful

It would have been kinder, Q thinks, a long time later, if we had both died young.

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And that’s the lot, guys and dolls! Hope you enjoy. Jen.

It's not always about victory

This is the fic that I wrote for the mini bang on the "chicken tendies and bacon bits" discord server. It's supposed to be a teaser for a Percy Jackson / Dabihawks AU, because I got really into this concept and want to make this an actual multichapter fic. The amazing @kiwiliko drew an artpeace for it:

https://kiwiliko.tumblr.com/post/187902744285/dabi-and-hawks-for-the-chicken-tenders-and-bacon

Description:

Hawks always wanted to go to camp Halfblood. Now he gets to, after a little debacle involving three cyclops, a broken wing and blue flames.

You can find the fanfic here:

I haven’t been on tumblr for quite as long as a lot of people but over several years I’ve noticed this interesting gradual sorta,, shift in the general culture? that it went from this mostly depressed, nihilistic outlook where people would regularly joke about hating themselves and being hopeless and depressed, to a wave of vehemence of “STOP hating everything actually the world is Good and you deserve love!!!” type posts, to now, where those aggressive ‘PSAs’ have faded away and instead I regularly see people romanticizing simple things like stars and hot tea and rainy mornings, and waxing poetic about their friends, and just trying to put love out there. and I don’t know exactly what that means (someone who knows more than me could probably say something smart about generational expression and trauma or popular perception of mental health and whatnot), but I do know that it makes my heart very full to see people learn to love the world and themselves by extension, and a whole userbase adopting healthier coping mechanisms, and therefore teaching the younger users to do so as well. I might just be following different people, but I really do think we’ve grown. everyone has grown. five years ago it wasn’t unusual for the next post on my dash to be a scathing commentary on why nothing matters or an anon ripping into someone they barely knew or someone complaining about how pathetic their interests are. now I have mutuals who get excited and spam reblog art of cows and friends I see tagging each other in pictures of frogs and strangers writing paragraphs about how much I matter. it makes me happy. idk. just an observation I wanted to make. I think people are good and everyone’s just trying their best at the end of the day

Alright thanks! Wow I have a lot more questions but I’m just gonna wait for the actual fic because it sounds like it’s gonna be amazing! Though about the clones, palps would probably still want to make an army but he wouldn’t have the funds from Dooku so maybe he just did a “test run” and send some people to steal some dna from Jango to see if making this army would be worth bribing the banking clan? So we would still have the early batches like the nulls, alpha and maybe even cc with Cody in it? I dunno

@1elysium​ the dha kar’ta post was super heckin long, so i thought i’d answer you over here!

i can’t speak for fiori, but i’m so glad you’re enjoying it!! this au already means a lot to me, and the support for it so quickly has been amazing, both on here and ao3. I’m thinking between two and three years between Illum and Jango meeting them! i need time for Obi to build a relationship with Dooku and Anakin, and Dha lol. 

i haven’t given much thought to Obi taking a padawan, because i haven’t solidified my wants for the clones just yet. you’re right, they started them right about the time of the invasion of Naboo, but since Dooku was the one to orchestrate getting Jango involved, i don’t see that happening in this ‘verse. which breaks my feckin heart cause i LOVE the clones and Boba and i definitely implied in the force visions that Boba was a possibility, but i can’t figure out how to make it work 😭if Obi were to take a padawan, ahsoka is definitely a possibility, but savage has also crossed my mind. but yes he would absolutely raise them as Mando’ade Jedi. 

as for Dooku being involved with Palps, i’ve actually been thinking about that! i think he’s suspicious yes, but that’s the thing about a sith lord, he can warp people’s perceptions of him and his actions, and he has a lot of power that the council is beholden to, and Dooku IS a little busy trying to keep his other dumbass grandson alive. so while he’s still with the order, he’s off planet a LOT even before Jango searches them out.

now, that being said, Anakin is an eldritch force vessel in this, which he was not in the canon timeline. the force is semi-sentient and endless and exists on multiple layers of spice-time and is basically fucking canon in an attempt to keep Obi-Wan alive. which means it can’t allow Anakin to fall. which means Palps has less icky fingers in Anakin’s brain and while Anakin might not be totally aware of his status as a vessel, he knows to trust the force because on Tatooine, that’s all he had. i’ll save my other thoughts for the actual fic, but while Palps does manipulate Anakin to an extent, he doesn’t have nearly as strong a foothold.

and @theclonewarsbrokeme​ because this story is your baby too

THANK YOU (also why the hell is he so beautiful?)

aaravos talking 

Wierd Things my brain came up with 1

human!Rayla: "No homo, - HOMO SAPIENS AYYYYY!!" *Finger guns*

So true, can we please talk about the fact that not only his wife (he by the way probably still loved) killed him!!!! But also HIS DAUGHTERS??? AND HE HAD TO WATCH IT!!!? HELP PLEASE THIS IS NOT RIGHT AND YOU KNOW IT

Team RWBY and Qrow have a right to be angry...

But that doesn’t mean….

Ganging up on Oz while he’s down on his knees after having to rewatch his own trauma.

While he’s in a very emotional and vulnerable state of mind. He’s HUMAN too just like us.

ATTACKING HIM. (OSCAR IS IN THERE TOO, I REPEAT THAT’S OSCAR’S BODY THAT’S BEING HURT RIGHT NOW)

Cornering him, telling him it was a mistake they met, and make him feel even much more guilt than he already usually does.

His worst fears are happening right in fucking front of him. That he locks himself deep within Oscar’s mind away from them.

And the worst part is that this 14 year old boy has to take the brunt of it now, looking at you Qrow…

Okay so the wonderful @xiheru tagged me in the 10 tag challenge I guess?

The rules are: list your ten favourite characters from 10 different fandoms.

1. Hawks (My Hero Academia)

2. Newt (Maze Runner)

3. Oscar/Ozpin/Ozma (RWBY)

4. Nico di Angelo (Percy Jackson)

5. Iroh (Atla)

6. Historia (Attack on Titan)

7. Tony Stark/Ironman (MCU)

8. Ahsoka Tano (Star Wars)

9. Yuri Plisetski (Yuri on Ice)

10. Zeldris (seven deadly sins)

I dont know who to tag actually cuz most people I know dont have a tumblr or are already tagged for this so @definitelynotsomeoneimportant @depressedthroughrap now you gotta do this :)

Sorry for being late XD