villain: this is photographic evidence of your children committing war crimes
bruce: it’s ai generated
villain: this is a video of red robin literally admitting to blowing up multiple league of assassin bases with with little warning, potentially killing hundreds
bruce: he’s such an entrepreneur, funny thing how words can be twisted in media
villain: these are multiple videos of black bat killing people in costume
bruce: are you saying women can’t defend themselves in this day in age? my mr villain i expected better from you than misogyny
villain: red hood is literally pumping lead into a goon in front of you
bruce: those are rubber bullets silly
Damian's super power tbh
“you dare challenge my knowledge on my signature special interest, boy?”
more jay-centered content bc he is what made me want to draw ninjago again, fsr
Part Seventeen; Don't ask Tim about his spleen
Cole x THE GOBLIN 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 reblog if you agree
Happy Hispanic heritage month to every single Hispanic/Latino person on this website!
Here’s some of my favorite Hispanic characters to celebrate
The star-crossed lovers
I love RGB siblings, or PGB too ig :))
I think I’ve said this before but if Kai and Cole were dating premerge and kai saw Cole with geo later. Kai wouldn’t get all angsty about it he would be like “YOOOO nice job bagging a bad bitch!!!” And high-five geo
The Batkids doing something considered rebellious and Bruce is unimpressed because "been there, done that" headcanon :
Damian runs away and sleeps under a bridge at some point -> Bruce did it at nine years old.
Tim gets piercings (bonus : Kon pierced him) -> Bruce had his nipples pierced by Minkhoa back in the days.
Jason gets home smelling of weed -> Bruce didn't only taste foreign food around the world when he was training...
Steph gets a mohawk -> Bruce had a bright pink mohawk at some point to piss Alfred off.
Dick anonymously starts an OF -> Bruce may or may not have leaked his own sextapes (yes, multiple) for "legitimate Batman-related" reasons.
Cass accidentally joins a cult -> Bruce and Minkhoa competitively founded a cult to see who would get to be the ultimate guru.
Duke finds himself in custody for whatever silly reason really -> Bruce went to prison (more than once) (in different countries) (for terrible motives) (he's still blacklisted in some of those countries)