Bruce Would Adopt It

Some random kid in a red hoodie (Billy) absolutely bolting past Flash: AAAAAA-

A bunch of JL members running after him: *confused yelling and questions being shouted at the kid*

Flash: *long sip from his coffee*

Flash: I feel like I should be doing something… I just can’t put my finger on what…

Tags from @zorilleerrant and this is fucking genius

Idk about you, but it’s very important to me that Cassandra Cain has a scratchy and sore sounding voice paired with an accent that is completely unique.

Like, that girl was homeless and wandering the US for around 9 years! Pairing that with the fact she didn’t use her voice often/at all for the first 17 years of her life then of course her voice will sound weird from the disuse!

Headcanon that Tawky Tawny sometimes sits Billy down and licks his hair cause that’s what cats do to clean the little ones.

So Billy will randomly have his hair at odd ends and Freddy’s just like, “Tawky happened?” And Billy just tiredly replies “yep.”

I know we're all caught up in the euphoria of Tate Brombal's Batgirl run but I unfortunately have to remind you that at this very moment Tom King is giving us some of the most dogshit Lady Shiva writing ever.

Seriously, what is this? She wouldn't say that. You can tell this man has no respect for her characterisation in The Question (1987).

Barda: When will Ted himself…finally show up to the talk? Guy: The final boss. J'onn: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right? Barda: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!

I think new adaptations of “Diana goes to Man’s World in modern times” should have a woman be her guide instead of someone like Steve Trevor. While Steve isn’t a bad person, obviously, I just think it speaks more to Wonder Woman’s core if you have one woman helping another in this strange world.

Plus, there’s a bit of implication about Man helping Woman who is confused about this new country.

I don’t know, does this make sense?

On that note: I think that we should have more scenes of Diana uplifting women instead of “Men is a jerk, Diana breaks his fingers” I like those scenes, but we don’t need to do that every single time?

Give me Diana telling an older woman that she’s beautiful. Okay? Okay, cool.

Thank you for coming to my Wonder Talk.

don't forget bruce wayne and kate kane are jewish

don't forget dick grayson is half romani

don't forget cassandra cain is half chinese

don't forget talia al ghul is half arab and half chinese

don't forget damian wayne is (ethnically) jewish, arab and chinese

don't forget poc characters

imagine having a devastating piece of gossip (the Waynes were secretly sleeping with their butler) and trying to flip that around as an attack/leverage on their now-adult kid mid-fancy event but said kid is Bruce Wayne and didn’t lose his cool last week when the entire actual Earth was about to blow up so all he does is raise one eyebrow, shrug, down his entire glass of champagne in one graceful chug, and waltz off with a breezy “Guess it’s finally time to get that paternity test, huh?”

Doing a Mary one. Click here to see the Freddy poll results.

I don’t see very many variations of Mary’s name, but I did Freddy and I thought I may as well do Mary cause there definitely are a few different names the fandom uses for her.

I didn’t put a Mrs option cause it felt like it implied that she was married to Captain Marvel/shazam 🤢

I can’t find it on tumblr and IT CHRISMAS GOD DAMMIT.

MERR CHRISMAS.