Billy, whose parents died from being crushed by rocks in a buried tomb, watching as the wizard is killed by a massive rock falling onto him: oh…
People who are wrong will say that Steph was a bad influence on Cass.
Other people who are also wrong will say that Cass was a bad influence on Steph.
The right answer is that they matched each other’s freak and went off into the sunset to be bad influences together.
OP don’t just leave this in tags
i don't need imagine what celebrity gossip rags look like in gotham. i can just open tumblr.
New fic idea! Mary breaks into Uncle E house, beats him up, and then steals all the family documents so she can finally figure out which twin was born first
I think new adaptations of “Diana goes to Man’s World in modern times” should have a woman be her guide instead of someone like Steve Trevor. While Steve isn’t a bad person, obviously, I just think it speaks more to Wonder Woman’s core if you have one woman helping another in this strange world.
Plus, there’s a bit of implication about Man helping Woman who is confused about this new country.
I don’t know, does this make sense?
On that note: I think that we should have more scenes of Diana uplifting women instead of “Men is a jerk, Diana breaks his fingers” I like those scenes, but we don’t need to do that every single time?
Give me Diana telling an older woman that she’s beautiful. Okay? Okay, cool.
Thank you for coming to my Wonder Talk.
New gender-neutral bathroom just dropped
Damian, standing by the fireplace: I'm sure you're wondering why I asked you all here today.
Damian: We are all in agreement that Stephanie should be part of this family. However, with both father and Stephanie strongly opposed to her being adopted, there's only one recourse open to us.
Damian: One of us will have to marry her.
Damian: Obviously I'm exempt due to my extreme youth, but the rest of you are either of marriageable age or close enough to at least get engaged.
Damian: Would anyone like to volunteer? Richard?
Dick: did you seriously call me away from a crime scene to ask me to marry my little brother's ex
Damian: I'll take that as a no. Duke?
Duke: well I'm not of marriageable age either and I like just met Steph so I feel kind of weird about this whole thing-
Damian: Understandable. Jason?
Jason: lol no
Damian: I don't know why I asked. Timothy?
Tim: Damian this is really weird for me too, she's my ex and we already decided we're better off as friends and I'm sure you mean it in like a marriage of convenience kind of way but it'd still be super uncomfortable for me to ask her something like that and-
Damian: Disappointing answer. Cassandra-
Cass, holding up her phone: oh I proposed while you guys were talking
Damian:
Dick:
Tim:
Cass: *phone beeps* she said yes. We shall have a spring wedding.
Damian: Excellent work Cassandra.
Cass: thank you
She/HerAutistic, queer, and (according to all the unfinished fics in my docs) an aspiring fanfic author!
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