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me: watches criminal minds for 4 hours straight
someone: knocks on my door
me:
Me: [replaces the word ‘eat’ with ‘vore’ to annoy my friends]
Friend: hey,how many straight ships do you have ?
Me : me,oh i have loads.
Friend : name them then.
Me : * sweats nervously * well there's ..um..no it's..wait I've got this , don't rush me.
Friend: you don't have any do you.
Me : No.