There Something Oddly Beautiful About This

I love that the porn bots type like they’re actively being infected by an evil code demon

Reblog or like if you post JSE, JEE egos, Markiplier, or Markiplier egos! My dashboard suddenly doesn't have any of that

@heavy-metal-papillon I love this so much, I had to extrapolate

So, I said this in a post a little while ago, but Actor manipulates the shit out of Roman, constantly planting ideas of how similar they are and talking about how everyone else is going to abandon them so he should stay vigilant. And Roman, who wants to believe the best in his friends but is self-conscious (very notably in the series), trusts fully in Actor, loving his natural creative genius and his ability to create in general. And Actor loves how much Roman feeds his ego, so of course he keeps him around.

However, Janus sees right through Actor’s bullshit. (My characterization of Janus is a bit sympathetic, so hang with me.) He doesn’t necessarily like Roman, but he’s not stupid. He knows Actor is only using Roman. And, in turn, using Thomas. He isn’t quite sure what Actor is capable of, but he is not going to let Roman or Actor push him or anyone away.

So while Actor is trying to convince Roman to be his right-hand man and leave the others behind because ‘they’re just going to leave him anyways,’ Janus is working around the clock to A) Find out Actor’s true intentions and past (spoilers: it ain't great) and B) Make sure Roman is always hanging out with the other sides. In his mind, even Remus bothering him is better than Roman hanging out with Actor.

And Roman is confused, conflicted with everything he feels between everyone, but is none the wiser.

Reblogging this again for me, I forget

Markiplier egos: The Canon and Uncanon

I have come to a horrible realization that you can tell which Sides/Egos are canon for the other series I like, but not for this one! So, of course, I’m gonna fix this. (Also I’m doing this based of characters that do and don’t appear in the ‘with Markiplier’ series canon)

(For the mark section, C - Canon, N - Not Canon, P - Possibly Canon)

The obviously canon

Darkiplier (Also Damien)

Wilford (Also William b. Barnum)

Mark (The actor)

The Jims (all of them, but I’m going to count the four iterations of Jim we see for simplicity's sake)

Yancy

Captain Magnum

Illinois

Stan Wheeler

Heehoo

Murdock (I considered putting him in the “that's just mark” category)

The door monster

Canon?

Bingiplier (plus mini bing)

Googleplier (all four iterations)

Bim Trimmer

King of the squirrels

Dr. Iplier

Ed Edgar

Septiplier (I know)

Silver shepherd

The host (also the author)

That's just Mark

Heist Mark (c)

Head Engineer Mark(c)

Date Mark(c)

Drowned man Mark(n)

E-boy Mark(n)

Noir Mark (c)

The pornipliers (all six of them) (c)

Markbop (p)

Organization Head Mark (c)

Head soldier Mark (c)

Camp counselor Mark (c)

Bomb diffuser Mark (c)

Resident enis Mark (n)

FNAF the Musical Mark (n)

Cool patrol Mark (n)

Old man Mark (c)

Not canon

Harold B. Darrensworth

Eric Derekson

Derek Derekson

Randall Vorhees

Santaplier

Bonesaw

Chef iplier

Yandereplier

Dr. Plier (different from Dr. Iplier)

Dave Torres

Annus

The MerMer

Stan the water man (?)

The God of night

FNAF AR announcer

The necromancer

The centaur

Bill

Elder Jerimiah

Brian

If we add up all of these egos, we get 46 egos in canon, 72 egos in total... Tell me if I missed any (or if there are some that shouldn’t be counted) and I’ll add them to (or remove them from) the list!

YES, THAT GENDER

I explained to Kuzco what non-binary meant. He seemed pretty intrigued by it.

Before he goes too far, he reaches back and grabs it

If you kicked jameson so hard he flies away do you think his hat would stay where he used to be in classical rubberhose slapstick style

So iris just came out and AAAAAAAA-

(also my brain is going wild)

Y'all sure like Sander's Sides huh?

A concept, if you will

So, we all know the boy that's got a snake eye.

Janus, right? But you know what else has the same kind of eyes?

Cats. And you wanna know what else cat eyes can do?

In conclusion, Janus can have funny bastard eyes. Or at least ‘eye.’

I feel like if one of Thomas’s dark sides said the phrase “did you miss me?” all of the Jacksepticeye and Markiplier girlies would loose their shit